James Austin

Post mostly tosh but there's some good stuff.

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

@NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp PLEEEEASE stop Mr mime appearing. He creeps me the hell out. No one wants the French failed actor around.

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

@hayzonfire @Toblerone I wouldn't mind the price going up if the size stayed the same.

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

@hayzonfire @Toblerone It's true. I was working doing data entry about 4 years ago and the guy who I was working for said kit Kat gave him a contract to file all the papers about shaving 2 grammes off the 4 finger bars.

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@hayzonfire @Toblerone I refuse to buy them because of it. In a few years they'll release a 'classic' version at 3 times the old price and people will lap it up because they're stupid.

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

@hayzonfire @Toblerone let the world down when they did that.

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

@AlanaInPyjamas @ddlovato That's a bit bollocks if true. Then again this is America.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

After consuming brewery waste, drunk seagulls ‘stinking of alcohol’ have had to be rescued all along the south coast of England.

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

Hey @7UP what gives? Both unopened 2ltr bottles but @dietpepsi has more??

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@Kaytea21 I played the fellowship soundtrack to death. Haha. Oddly put it in the car yesterday.

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

@REDDriving think you need to have a word with one of your drivers. Was right up my arse on the Butts Road in Coventry just now then ran a red light by the Rugby ground. Guy was driving a mini cooper. First half of the reg was DS67.

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@yelyahwilliams have you seen this yet? https://t.co/GtqndQGFIT

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@hayzonfire Apple* dont know what aplle is.

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@hayzonfire I'm sure homer has a few left over. If not the recipe is aplle cores and old chinese newspapers.

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@hayzonfire

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The absolute worst part of their party though are the MP's that blatently lie about @jeremycorbyn because they are running scared of a government that wont work entirely for them or their Daily Mail overlords. #ForTheMany

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The fact that the tories have to have a meeting to get a 'consensus' on #brexit this far into leaving just shows what a shambles their party is. It's the MP's sharpening their knives to Brutus Theresa when Brexit is done that are the worst. (1/2)

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

@PureGym Oh I wouldnt go that far. There's still a lot of questionable music going on right now 😂

[James Austin @AustinMaestro]

Go on then @PureGym amazing music. Loving more guitars on the speakers in 2018 so far!