AustinMattessich

Philosopher of the BR Occasionally

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If Jalen Hurts wears #1, with him n Wentz on the field their numbers would add to 12(Tom Brady) you take Miles Sanders our RB #26 2+6=8 that’s how many rings Bill has. I see what you did here Howie, I trust my GM. @Eagles

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Howie motherfucking Roseman you better pray to god that Jalen Hurts accepts playing as a RB or a WR or you just fucked this team sideways.

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@CaseyFutterman It is, but sadly it’s gonna take more for people to start realizing

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At this point in the pandemic we need the virus to kill a fuck ton of people, just so people will realize that this shit is real AND THAT IS SAD AS FUCK CAUSE INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE GONNA KICK THE BUCKET CAUSE KAREN N BILL CANT STAY INSIDE.

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Tom & Jerry is a top 5 show of all time change my mind

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R.I.P to Gene Deitch (1924 - 2020) 😪
"Tom and Jerry and Popeye Director.

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Okay I’m upping the ante here, one of my kidneys, 3 fingers of your choice, my left foot and one sister...for guitar hero 3 and the guitar #someonebiteplease

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Willing to give my left foot and one of my sisters up for Guitar Hero 3, just need the guitar and disc.

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@Attach You spelled Modern Warfare 2 wrong...

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@RoadToSix @nflmemes Let’s not forget about your “all star” roster that got beat in the most important game of their careers and scored 0 touchdowns against a depleted Eagles team. Fuckkkk outta here with this shit

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@James_Nugent76 F in the chat for our fallen comrade

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My specialty is overthinking my over thinking just to overthink the thing I just thought of

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@jwill1298 @Ricco_Mode @James_Nugent76 Listen I’m a susball who didn’t research so imma go down a fifth and pretend I never tweeted this

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why is the government allowing 5G towers to placed all over when we supposed to be clean and help the environment? Shit is so suspect...

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@James_Nugent76 @Ricco_Mode Also, idk if you boys saw the video of a nurse who told us this info. It’s a stretch obvi but makes you think a lil

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@James_Nugent76 @Ricco_Mode I feel, this is just me tweaking cause I can’t take being inside for another 3 months

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@Ricco_Mode They let off dumb radiation that is so harmful to us, I just wanna know why they being put up now. If the coronavirus is more harmful to people with weaker immune systems, why put up towers that fuck with peoples immune system...

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@21savage @anybody @DerwinJames

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@DwyaneWade The Bald D-Wade might be the scariest PG/SG to walk the planet

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@NewCuIture District 5 would body everyone no doubt