Austin Morrzyn

Rest Easy Oakley 12-9-21 ❤️ Stand Up Comedian

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

1-800-273-8255 -suicide prevention hotline, if you are struggling, you are not alone. Please make the call.

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Someone gave one of my employees a lead for our basement services and when I called to give her my personal cell she let me know she doesn't have a basement... Like what

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

I’m so pissed I don’t have a show tonight, I could have a field day with the date

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Got told I looked like a great value @stevenschapiro today, honestly I will take it

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Sean McDermott watching @Shanemgillis bit about al-Qaeda

[fox8news @fox8news]

“We want to share our sadness with you on the tragic and sudden death of one of our officers, 27-year-old Thomas Wike,” the department said in a statement Monday. https://t.co/xm12CepWVR

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

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[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"Our defense played really well and Mr. Pfizer didn't have a crazy impact on the game" 😂

@AaronRodgers12 #PMSLive

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

You didn’t try with crypto zoo so…

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I tried y’all 😔

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Kiersten said she’d never heard the song Mr. Blue Sky 🚩🚩🚩

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

I know I’m getting close to Columbus because the billboards are letting me know god hates gay people

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

I will never understand why there’s a minimum purchase amount to get @dominos to get delivered, I pay delivery fees either way.

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

You guys ever going to do anything @redroofinn

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

As Billy Mayes once said “but wait there’s more” @redroofinn

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Pretty sure there suppose to be a cover here too, great quality control @redroofinn this is the worst hotel experience I’ve ever had

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Told Macy I could 270 into a space if it was clear. She believed me but I wanted to show off anyhow

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

@Tjmobus @redroofinn Thanks again to @redroofinn

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

My hotel room my dog and I currently live out of not only doesn’t have hot water, the counter is legitimately falling off, there’s blood stains on the bed. Glad I paid almost $1000 for this thanks @redroofinn great job.

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Pretty sure there suppose to be a cover here too, great quality control @redroofinn this is the worst hotel experience I’ve ever had

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

My hotel room my dog and I currently live out of not only doesn’t have hot water, the counter is legitimately falling off, there’s blood stains on the bed. Glad I paid almost $1000 for this thanks @redroofinn great job.

[Aliya💕 @aliyaxoz]

@DailyLoud Chick Fil A rn

[Austin Morrzyn @AustinMorrison_]

Moving to Columbus has been the best choice of my life