Austin Murphy

who really cares

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

These people can literally have all my money

[FGZ ⚽️🎮 @FGZNews]

🚨 💣 A look at the remake of FIFA 14 🤯

People are remaking one of the greatest games of all time.

THIS LOOKS INSANE 🤩
Releasing on PC in the future.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

@BensonBunnyBoy I can’t wait for my Savanah Bananas Fortnite skin

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

What is Ben Stiller doing narrating a World Cup hype video? Has to be a million better options. If it was fight night at the Smithsonian then he’s your guy, maybe Owen Wilson.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

@GianniButtice Is Mac Allister in or out?

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

Thank god I’m at least tall and balding. Harder for people to see. I wouldn’t wish short and balding on my worst enemy.

Hook me up @DonnieDoesWorld

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

While most of the country is watching the US Men’s National team play tonight, I am out getting better. Why? Simple.

My name is Austin Murphy and I’m telling you right now in four years I am going to be the starting center back for the US Men’s National team and Inter Miami FC.

The journey starts now.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

I need to stop smoking weed. I’m a hit or two away from creating the political cartoon of the year.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

How do you explain to the wife that you forgot your good shoes for the anniversary dinner and the only option is crocs? @BFW

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

It all makes sense that the Spanish national team has looked so underwhelming so far this World Cup. You’re telling me Lamine has been getting fueled by Five Guys?

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It’s gonna hit differently when the videos of the Japanese fans cleaning the stadium come out after this game. Heartbreaking.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

Tomorrow I am playing golf with my sister in laws husband and his two friends. Apparently between the three of them only one has a set of clubs. Are there people out there that golf and rent clubs from the course every time?

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

@theMadridZone @SoiledCucumber if true, Bielsa and Dick Neren are even more similar than we thought.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

Couldn’t have been proved quicker. No im not mad I dropped both Wirtz and Sane from my fantasy team for the first time.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

There’s an all women reffing crew at this World Cup? Games gone.

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There’s an all women reffing crew at this World Cup? Games gone.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

Gay son or Love Island daughter?

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

@jakemalasek Used to be a Malasek fan but this guy sucks. Going 6/10 shooting on this guy in lacrosse as a former soccer player and he doesn’t get past me once in soccer.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

@FPL_SP14 @TheFantasyTool_ So the second most likely to start is Jude Bellingham in an Argentina jersey with the last name Brobbery playing for France? What’s his ownership percent?

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

@SoiledCucumber My fifa identity was built on that record breaker card. The streets will never forget.

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

Penalties should not count towards total goals *unless you draw the foul, maybe*. Never been a better player to play the game than Messi but Miroslav Klose is World Cup royalty. #FIFAWorldCup

[Austin Murphy @AustinMurphis]

I really don’t hate this idea.

[AI (fan) @AndoniIraolaEra]

🚨BREAKING: Liverpool’s expected to bring back the orange kit to reportedly trick Gakpo into thinking every game is for the Netherlands.