mineral water stan account

Oh, I'll take you where I've been | he/him

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

@theneedledrop

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

@PeytoBrock https://t.co/pldNDGte8Q

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

@PeytoBrock "Animal hospital?!"
"The animals are the patients"
"Oh"

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

@CameronPMorris @samreich @MikeFalzone Second this big time. Consistently so funny.

[Peyton Brock 🇵🇸 @PeytoBrock]

Euthanasia? I don't see what some little Chinese boy has to do with my wife being a coma, sir!

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Her son impregnated a 15 year old girl.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

the US military is struggling with a shortage of new recruits, and is using sexualized social media propaganda to lure young men into signing away their lives

[greenville, sc tap water fan account @absinthefather]

if you guys are still going to make pop punk can you at least make it sound better

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Alex Jones ordered to pay nearly $1 billion in damages to Sandy Hook families for years of lies that the school shooting was a hoax https://t.co/VhSyOhCYse

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

MF Doom fans when a sample of a cartoon nobody remembers comes on

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

@AngeloGooch NUH UH I GET TONS OF LETTERS

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

I wish my house smelled like a post office

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

@urfavcreep Outstanding

[Scott Edelman @scottedelman]

The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

[mineral water stan account @AustinOutOfTen]

The fact that my ex just liked a tweet of mine and quickly unliked it is so fuckin funny to me. Funnier that it's not the only time it's happened🤪

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Everyone so quick to criticize the cops in the latest mass shooting— did u even stop and think for one minute that maybe they were too tired from committing domestic violence to stop an armed man from entering the elementary school they’re paid to protect??

[jake @HoungSheldon]

“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please