Fish Cowboy

I'd rather be a forest than a street.

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

Had a lucid dream this morning that there was a dog prom. My dog didn't have a date and I had to give her a pep talk to get her to go and slay anyway.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Deal Alert: The Federal Government Is Cutting You A $1,400 Stimulus Check That You Can, And Should, Spend Exclusively On 93 Copies Of ‘Stardew Valley’ https://t.co/RuRZN4XWIK

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sympathetic Police Know What It’s Like To Have A Bad Day And Kill 8 People https://t.co/O6MCzgA4Ii

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

@Jortlus @KyleKorver Hey happy birthday dude, hope all is well!

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

Omg is it finally safe to return to Twitter? I scrolled for 5 minutes and didn't see anything that made me sad.

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

Idk man, ladies complain about lack of good pockets but turn their nose at dudes wearing cargo shorts. Seems like a lost opportunity.

[DUNE @dunemovie]

Beyond fear, destiny awaits. Watch the trailer for the highly anticipated #DuneMovie now.

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

@PotOnMyHead Agreed

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

Content white cheddar cheez-itz

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

@PotOnMyHead I tried to go all day with just glasses and caved to contacts at 6:30pm

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

@Whats_a_tweeter Well I'm having fun in Trisfal Glades tbh

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

I just want all the extroverts to remember how uncomfortable they are during the quarantine next time they ask an intovert, "Why aren't you having fun?" at a social event.

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

@Juhmarrr But like 4realdoe

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

It’s crazy to think that anyone over the age of 19 has already lived through 9/11, the Iraq War, a global recession, a pandemic and the Cats movie

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

I enjoy being told not do to do things I haven't done in years.
-avoid gathering of 6 or more.
-You think I have friends?
-avoid sleepovers
-With whom?
-don't go to concerts
-Haven't been to one since 2015
-don't go to bars
-I drink alone in my room like an adult

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

Hi hello again, I don't really use Twitter anymore but I need to tell the internet about this dude squatting in slide sandals at this gym in Sacramento. Thanks.

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

Just a yearly airing of grievance that CBS is garbage and I wish UGA never had games aired through them.

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

I used to think school tests were stressful but then I got hired into a fisheries department with no biologist, crew lead, or even another tech in it and now I know what stress really is.

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

@EliDollarz @MachinePix @UtahDWR Survival rate is around 99% I think too

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

@Dlaratal Agreed

[Fish Cowboy @AustinPlaysUlti]

Coming back to Twitter after many month hiatus to let you know that this sucks big time.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Trump administration announced plans to significantly weaken the Endangered Species Act, the nation’s bedrock conservation law https://t.co/jZYwFeVdxP