Austin Pool

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Parks led a concerted boycott against a segregated bus company. She didn't attack a unifying national symbol. https://t.co/iD6tDh9kEr

[Austin Pool @AustinPool85]

I took 5 steps into the gym and I've already been called a "fling douche canoe"

[Austin Pool @AustinPool85]

I just need some sunshine

[Austin Pool @AustinPool85]

Once again, I'm working my ass off while the others sit in the office

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

Mary: I'm pregnant
Joseph:

[Austin Pool @AustinPool85]

Spent about 5 minutes jumping up drunk and untangling my "Don't Tread On Me" flag

[Austin Pool @AustinPool85]

Freedom

[Amen’s Liquor Store @AmensLiquor]

When youve been buying too much alc on your card and your mom sees it on the statement and brings in a pic of you not to sell to you anymore

[Jake Kloefkorn @jkloef_jk]

You know you're a true Nebraskan when one of your friends needs your help to repossess a windmill

[David A. Clarke, Jr. @SheriffClarke]

Lady came up, told me I should take this hat off. Told her she should go get her money back for her ugly haircut. That ended THAT! Mic drop!

[Liam @WayccMan]

On loop

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

you don’t have to make ice cream if you say it’s broke

[Football Videos 📹 @TopFBVids]

Girls night out vs. Guys night out. The truth hurts.