Austin Reyes

Somewhere between a free spirit and a wanderer. Quietly thriving.

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“Good morning. You’ve been randomly selected for a secondary screening.

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@LeahMoralesi How did they get the lighting to look like that

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ストローマグ洗うのだっっっrrrrrるすぎてもう、こう！ 普通のコップにコストコのペタペタラップして
使い捨てのストロープスッ！

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@caseyharris2815 the way this video just took me on a whole journey

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Keola is 2 feet, 10 inches tall, 40 pounds, with brown hair and eyes, wearing brown pajamas. Call 911 if seen.

[Austin Reyes @AustinReyew0tx]

@ScarlettPhhafb i know i'm outnumbered but the first version was infinitely better

[Austin Reyes @AustinReyew0tx]

I’ve realized I’ve had codependent tendencies for a long time.

[Austin Reyes @AustinReyew0tx]

Went to CAPCUT official website, spent 30 mins just to find the help section, then their support chat doesn't work, says Network error.

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My husband and I have four children together, three of whom are very “neuro-spicy.” At the time, I was getting evaluations completed, finding ABA services, speech therapy, occupational therapy, and mental-health services for one of my daughters.

[Austin Reyes @AustinReyew0tx]

Now the internet thinks you’re an astronaut. 😭