Mize

UNA ALUM 19'

[Casey Parks @williamcparks]

Cooking a meal for someone is one of the nicest things you could ever do for them

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

@ClayPhillips11 Bro a pair of North face Denali leg jackets in 6th grade would've gotten all the females.

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

@hueyicon That should be the dream anyhow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Humor is one of the great joys of life!

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

@elonmusk what's your thoughts on multiple food distribution centers burning to the ground this year?

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Our culture has moved such a negative direction in the last decade, I'm not sure first responders would run up in the World Trade Towers today. Cultural rot has consequences. When you make heroes of people who contribute nothing and demonize those who risk everything.

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

I don't think a gun ban is the answer, but we shouldn't be selling ARs OTC. If a person wishes to purchase a firearm in general, they should undergo a mental evaluation to see if they're fit first. Secondly, you should have to enroll in an extensive firearms safety course. IMO

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

@mattleefishing Mary Poppins?

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

Anyone else's Bally Sports App not working?

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

@JM_240 You got this 👑

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

Just asked this guy in conversation, that I'm working across from this morning, what he liked to do for fun. His reply was "Uhh nothing really, I don't have many hobbies. I just chill at the house." Man what a sad life that must be. Get out there and find a hobby!!

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

What evolutionary benefit could possibly come from a firefly's ability to illuminate its ass?

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

What a night for @orlandoarciaMLB #GoBraves

[Mize @AustinRyanMize]

If baseball allowed fighting like hockey it would pull in so many more viewers. Don't agree with the pitch call? Square up with the ump and fight about it. Imagine a manager v manager fist fight at home plate. Shit would be lit

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

You can’t find baby formula in the United States right now but Congress is voting today to send $40 billion to Ukraine. Let’s put America First for a change.

[shotgun willie @shotgunhuey]

Every time I read Ernest Hemingway I want to drink. That’s toxic masculinity

[Tennessee Valley Authority @TVAnews]

Unit 4 at Wilson Dam is being completely overhauled, and when the work is complete, the 50-year-old generator will once again generate 22 megawatts of clean and green electricity. Wilson Dam has 21 generating units with a capacity of 653 megawatts of renewable energy! #HydroPower

[Yawns in Lawyer @SunnyEaton]

I have decided to forgive my own student loans. Peace be with you.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

I didn’t know much about Elon Musk before this year, but I’m gonna go ahead and say it: I *like* him. He’s cracking jokes, dunking on AOC, causing Liberal meltdowns… he’s invited to my cookout any day.