Austin Salazar

Tour Manager. I’m a professional at laughing at my own jokes

[Austin Salazar @AustinSalazar]

@phillyphife @Expedia Same thing happened to me. Expedia tells me it’s up to the hotel and they’d reach out. I call hotel and they say as soon as Expedia calls they will allow the cancellation since it’s a week out from the date. Long story short @Expedia never called. Claimed they did. They’re a joke

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

OKAY WE HEAR YOU and we hate when y’all are mad at us. ​
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We’re working on bringing Skillet Queso back to Chili’s very soon. Stay tuned for a date.

[Earth_Wanderer @earth_tracker]

All-time favorite type of videos: pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.

A thread of some examples 🧵

1. MGMT playing 'Kids' to a crowd of maybe 25 people on a college quad

[Boyz II Men @BoyzIIMen]

31 years ago this week, we released our single "I'll Make Love to You" 🥀

The song released in July 1994, and in April 1995 a record number of babies were born...coincidence? 🤔😂

[🍁 @Hibzster]

Christmas and New Year’s should never fall on a Wednesday again

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Grandpa Joe when he hears Charlie has an extra ticket to the chocolate factory

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way he slowly rose back up will forever take me out LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

you’re either boiling hot dogs with me or boiling hot dogs against me

[Sanctus Exul @SanctusExul]

@HumansNoContext I love how all it takes is just the right crowd and the right vibe and everything becomes fun.🔥

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I would go bowling more often if this celebration was available

[kim @KimmyMonte]

please tell whoever did this how much i love them

[Austin Salazar @AustinSalazar]

@Tito_badito 😎

[JOHN BAUMANN @John_Baumann_]

The day the music died

[Austin Salazar @AustinSalazar]

@insaneposes @Jserrato5150

[Austin Salazar @AustinSalazar]

@Tito_badito @UberEats @wingstop #Justiceforrobbie

[mark normand @marknorm]

just make the entire table out of coaster

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

Kids today just don’t understand.

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

😂😂😂

[Austin Salazar @AustinSalazar]

@_MissionaryT Sour’d