Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem

I'm from the town in Footloose.

[Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem @AustinSnyder37]

I'm sure the locker rooms are better now but playing on the field there must be exactly the same

[Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem @AustinSnyder37]

Spotify is so broken
Me on my TV "Do you want to play this on your iPhone?"
No
"Okay, playing on your iPhone now"
Stop that
"Okay , no problem"
"*Skip, skip, skip, displays 'playing on iPhone"
Give up

[Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem @AustinSnyder37]

Travis needs to shut the fuck up when Taylor and Jason are talking

[Angoween 🎃 (CHI 10/03–07) 🇬🇷 @mylifeisaplague]

What's going on with my "dawgs" and, in some cases, "pawgs?"

[Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem @AustinSnyder37]

They're enriching the dogs. They're enriching the cats.

[𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 @onlystuffilike]

Whaaat?! Lol

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

We’re there

[Mike Pence's Other Mother 🟧🟦🟪 @cooltxchick]

Apparently having an out of wedlock 13th child with a 4x married man who never sees his kids and doesn’t like to pay child support is only ‘ghetto’ if you’re not white. And yes, this post is about Ashley St. Clair…

[Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem @AustinSnyder37]

The Grammy's just performed a song about how much they love themselves

[petey @peteyburn]

not the spotify wrappusi

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

I love that the original spirit of trolling is still alive and well

[William Mattar @WilliamMattar]

"We will have a team called the Buffalo Bills and their fans shall be the best in the league."

"So their creator was named Bill?"

"If only it were that simple. No, they were named after a cowboy from the 1800s who never set foot in WNY."

"Well they must incorporate cowboys into their branding."

"Nope, only the Buffalo part."

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

This bodes well for next week’s Ana De Armas lookalike contest in my living room

[Now is the time of Monster Energy Drink @land_planarian]

Yeah sure let's boil whales alive for this

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Jets season is going up in flames and Aaron Rodgers is on the sideline eating his boogers

[Kenneth Cassel @KennethCassel]

how come a company founded over 100 years ago has the fastest site on the internet?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when ppl ask if I have any hobbies

[Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem @AustinSnyder37]

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