Austin Stevens

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

@britttstevens I love you babe #notspoiledjustmyqueen

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

Wiz Khalifa did an OREO commercial... there's no joke there, the lyrical stoned master did a commercial for one of the best snacks when you're high.

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

@david_vaughn_ @nojumper I will cut my left nut out in support of slim shady over that shit covered used condom of an "artist". Fuck this generation; as I am sadly born the same time frame.

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

"We pretend were horses most days!" -Brittany pretending to tell the neighbors making noise that the game is on because we're loud as fuck screaming at our dog and 2 year old constantly.. I love this woman @brittstgeorge

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

@DaniNeckDeep "Sat on the stack, held it all back, let it all go to prevent a crack and it seems I miss you dearly"

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

@tayteestein Helena? Holly? Helen? Holy shit I can't believe you're having a baby girl?! Love you betch

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

Ass Cubes #imsorry @andreasavage @rafioftheleague

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

Congratulations to the best team in baseball. Go Sox!

[Anthony Del Grosso @AdelTWL]

1. No skiba
2. Skiba deleted all blink stuff from Instagram
3. Travis posted a picture of Tom this week
4. PLEASE GOD YES

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

@jerbal182 Neck deep?

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

Practically shit myself in Walmart, somehow made it home unscathed.. then my son pisses all over me mid nap. #SundayFunday #closecall #goldenshower

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

I fucking love @brittstgeorge

[Who Shot Ya 📸 @EyeShotYa404]

As some of you may know I am the recent $3.4 million lotto winner. I’d like to spread some positivity so I’m sending $1,000 to the first 100k people that retweet this☺️☺️☺️

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

@KenziStG I knew a Kale once... he was very very overweight.. clearly he had never even heard of kale 🤔

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

The guy behind me in traffic has a cigarette in one hand, a floss stick in the other, and a mullet. Rock on man, rock the fuck on.

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

Just went to make another drink and before I got up I thought, "hmmm better check my credit score" thanks a lot @creditkarma.

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

B- "There's a fresh towel hanging up for you and dinner on the stove waiting for you". I have the best fucking wife (to be 9.2.18) Love you @brittstgeorge

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Three, Don’t be smug Yasmin.
Four, bats lay eggs proven fact
Five, in your hair
Six, every time
Seven. https://t.co/Yr3ylg3OpR

[Austin Stevens @AustinStevens44]

"Oh god, where did he get that turkey baster?" @brittstgeorge about our son riding his horse in the living room proudly displaying his new toy.