Austin Tacious

pure negativity

(this account is satire. If you’re too dumb to understand that, please seek help)

[Austin Tacious @AustinTacious01]

“Ostentatious is an adjective that describes something or someone characterized by a pretentious, showy, or exaggerated display of wealth, possessions, or power designed to impress others or attract notice.”

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@TheAtlantic Why is this our problem exactly?

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@Dannyjokes Clean hit, he had the puck, shoulder to chest. Not sure what the controversy is here lol

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My cousin stole 2 of my cats. She decided they’d be better off with herself and she just fucking took them, blocked my #, and moved. I have no idea where she lives now. I’ve been absolutely devastated.

There’s no replacing them. I still have my 1 cat Paisley and she’s my world, but I still grieve losing my twins every day. If I ever see her and her husband again I swear I’ll beat them to death with my own fists.

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@IAMTOMMACDONALD 🤢

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@flygirloutbreak Why are you so fucking gay dude

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I’ve been so broke for the last 3 years I genuinely don’t know what to do with my first paycheck from this new job. Holy fucking shit

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@tubbyfatso @JadedDLC @shadoweave1 Malmsteen lol

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@nancythenolegal @emmitonair Yay niggerball! I bet my nigger kicks the ball further than your nigger

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@AnatoneRich Let’s see you play dude I’m sure I’m wrong about this

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@AnatoneRich

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Wait what the fuck, I have an office now?

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@ReganCoda It’s very easy to do. Let him get the experience. Worst case he breaks a string (very hard to do on a piano) which is very easy and cheap to replace.

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@whitebrahmin Goes down easy, doesn’t stink up the room, the buzz is pretty euphoric, its cheap

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@PaleoAutist @jakebrodes No other drug even comes close to heroin. Old school tar was the absolute best substance on the face of the earth

[Austin Tacious @AustinTacious01]

Thank you for your words as well, I genuinely appreciate you sharing that.

I’ve struggled with my faith in God for most of my adult life. I still don’t know exactly what I believe, but I do know that I WANT to believe in God. Hopefully some day I’ll be able to get there fully.

It’s hard for me to make sense of the idea that a loving god could place us in a world with so much pain and suffering. It’s one of those fundamental questions that I’m sure everyone thinks about at some point, but I’ve never been able to come up with an answer that’s satisfying.

Maybe some day it’ll all make sense. I truly hope that someday I’ll be able to make peace with it all.

[Austin Tacious @AustinTacious01]

@isniffroxy Shit just read your previous post. Go get that Sublocade shot, it’ll change your life. I wish I had done it sooner, I could have saved myself so many years of suffering.

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Hey, are you familiar with Sublocade? That shit absolutely saved my life, it’s basically a once-per-month Suboxone injection that contains only buprenorphine. It 100% eliminated my cravings and has virtually zero withdrawals bc of how slowly it leaves your system. It’s hands down the best way to quit opioids if you’re serious about getting clean.

It’s super easy to get, it’s also free thru Medicaid and most insurance plans. Happy to give ya more info if you want.

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My ex used to physically assault me when I told her I didn’t want to fuck her anymore after she slept with my “friend” behind my back. She got the police called on us a few times by our neighbors before I finally decided to start sleeping with her again just to keep the peace.

It took her a whole month to pack up and move out after I broke up with her. She continued to scream and hit me before bed every night each time I declined sex. I was afraid she would false report me to the police for domestic violence so I just continued to give her what she wanted until she finally moved out.

I wish I could scrub those memories from my brain. Women are evil.