Austin Turrill

My pronouns are
I wumbo/ you wumbo/ he she we/ WUMBO!!!

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

This woman hasn’t tweeted in 8 years the she comes out of obscurity risking ridicule from the internet to defend her husbands honor and make comment about his butthole if that isn’t #RideOrDie I don’t know what is good for you

[Amy Askren @Abamaby]

@Benaskren Technically I have Twitter I just don’t tweet. But I’ll make an exception and confirm that 💯 I’ve never smelled a whiff of body odor from Ben and it’s super weird. I think his body siphons all the toxins and expels them through his butthole.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every parent should watch this

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

If coastal elitism was a tweet

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

Thank god for HOA rules.

People wanting to grow veggies in their front yards, leaving trees untrimmed, not getting weed control treatments.

Parking dumb shit like trailers, boats and RVs in driveways. Doing work on cars in driveway.

I’ll never live in a neighborhood without the rules.

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust You're welcome

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust If we were vampires is a great song and his whole Southeastern Album is amazing

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust Do you know Jason Isbell?

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust @mutualego Understatement of the week right here

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust @mutualego Zoomers have no idea who that is

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@kenhagen @DrawPlayDave Jeanne Garaffalo is a good quarterback

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@DrawPlayDave As a Browns fan I pick the Browns if they won 5 games this year I'll be shocked

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust @krassenstein Follow my other account I post way more on it @GearandGuns

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust @krassenstein You mean sweet retard?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Explaining Constitutional Amendments

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

🗣THANK YEW @RapSheet 🫡

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@MacMallyMMA

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@Reverend_Ducati But only the OG Galil on the ACE

[Austin Turrill @AustinTurrill]

@LizzyStarrrdust @NikkiHaley @Disney It's so pathetic

[Brett Cooper @imbrettcooper]

our daily catered lunches aren’t seed oil free, and I call that oppression.

@michaeljknowles would agree.