Swag Beyond Reproach

The unofficial Twitter profile of Austin M. Vanbebber. Fan-run account. All tweets are fake.

[Swag Beyond Reproach @AustinVanbebber]

I know the tweet I’m quoting might be a joke, but iguana meat is genuinely good.

You can go to a pet store and buy an iguana to try it. It isn’t illegal. Just be careful when you clean it to maximize the meat yield.

Skewer it, Cajun seasoning, roast over an open flame. Enjoy.

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

eating on some Iguana meat

[NTXSportsPort @NTXSportsPort]

It’s a big week for our city, our school, and our nation.
#BeatArmy

[Nick Zarzycki @nickzarzycki1]

The punch is one of the most important moves in boxing

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.

[Swag Beyond Reproach @AustinVanbebber]

@BengalYouTube Ken-Yon Rambo
I was a little kid when he was with the Cowboys. He barely played, but I thought he had the coolest name.

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

When I fire my revolver at my stupid Chud son's feet to make him dance:

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Midwest football coach bullies autistic immigrant

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

"Gweetings, Pwincess. I fink it's time for the people of Wibya to have some fun. "

[caylah @sacredserenityx]

sorry still thinking about this set

[Shasti @sh44sti]

the girlies are turning into genghis khan

[JayKeeley @doomedparade]

Slayer at the Ritz in NYC 1986 — as far as bootlegs go, this needs to be in the library of congress 𐕣

[Swag Beyond Reproach @AustinVanbebber]

🤠

[Gator Jay @stupiddretard]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨

The Alabama Pi Kapp chapter is under hazing investigation after planting a bomb in a pledge’s car and LITERALLY blowing him up while going to the gas station to buy beer for the actives.

Pi Kapp HQ has been alerted

[Orgrim Coomhammer @coomhammer_]

no more piwo

[Swag Beyond Reproach @AustinVanbebber]

Me: I play Utopia for fun!

Me playing Utopia:

[DFWStormChasers @DFWStormChasing]

I made it 50 minutes this time.
The police thought it was "reckless driving" and they received "multiple complaints"
Having fun is apparently illegal

[Johnny Guitar Watson @c_drew_]

An ice cold ginger ale

[Dave Southorn @davesouthorn]

Boise State having a goth beach volleyball player is the best.

[Swag Beyond Reproach @AustinVanbebber]

Can you please mention this on the podcast @talktuahpod ?

[Swag Beyond Reproach @AustinVanbebber]

*Hawk Tuah girl sneezing*
HAWK-CHOOAH

Epic. 😏