Austin Cornwell

Husband, Father, Sports Fan, BSN RN CEN, Army Veteran, OEF***

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Me during report, when the day nurse tells you all the things they didn't get to:

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@Jaberuski March of the Pigs

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@IGN My list isn’t too far off:

9
2
Solo
TMaG
1
7
R1
6
3
8
4
5

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@RotoPat You need 60 senators, 218 representatives, 5 judges, and one President to agree to never take corporate money again.

Sounds plausible 🫠

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@RotoPat Have to get the group in charge to somehow un-unite the citizens

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@rjochoa But why

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@Jaberuski I’ll never understand the mindset. Hire a lawyer and pay those fees to cover a medical deductible? Everybody loses. Crap happens.

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@BloggingTheBoys That means he’s hitting free agency

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@AdamSchefter The AI responses to this tweet are overwhelming. Seems like well more than half are bots.

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@DezBryant @wingoz And still easily catching that back shoulder fade

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@Marcus_Mosher Reach?

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@VoiceOfTheStar

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@JoeJHoyt Not bad depending on how Malachi pans out

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@AaronNagler In 1997 yeah

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@adamscochran @LCapETan

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I say this every year but The Winter Soldier is so ridiculously good. @SamuelLJackson @AnthonyMackie

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@aspiringpeasant @CalebIronscribe He used AI to write his response to you lol

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@rjochoa Can they just sign a linebacker so that I feel better

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@1053SS @BobbyBeltTX @rjchoppy @Peyton_Russell1 @1053thefan They haven’t done enough to address a historically bad defense. What they did is fine if your defense was already middle of the pack but it ain’t

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@Marcus_Mosher It’s going to take real money to turn the defense around. Can’t draft it to success in one season with how bad they let the talent level get. I’ll be hopeful for a fun season but it honestly doesn’t matter. The last few seasons have got me nearly checked out on Cowboys football.

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@rjochoa “We felt that Flurnoy’s development gave us flexibility with Pickens contract negotiations.”