Austin Brown

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Say a prayer for Charlie Kirk, a genuinely good guy and a young father.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted https://t.co/K7kbXs2KIR

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine
https://t.co/LyeAqLskrr

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Egypt Ordered To Pay Israel Reparations For Slavery https://t.co/DX7CG9P4Vo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Awesome new Twitter merch!

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

I'm back. Thanks @elonmusk

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We're back. Let that sink in.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh hi lol

[Austin Brown @Austin_Brown34]

Why do high school football teams take a knee every single time a player is down? The kid is cramping. We can stand this one out.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

😂 😂 😂

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

We need to take it down a notch with these gender reveals.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Yes, money has been a little tight lately. But at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about money?

[Austin Brown @Austin_Brown34]

Jesus is the Truer and Better Joanna Gains, who takes the broken, filthy, dirty, and distressed houses that we are and fixes us up into his holy church. A holy building with white walls, high ceilings, wooden beams, and an open floor plan.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Enlightened ‘Minecraft’ Character Denies Existence Of Game Designer https://t.co/bGnFxKcmot

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

I’ll tell ya what, this whole Yanny and Laurel thing is wild, man. The only thing I hear is Spider 2 Y Banana

[Austin Brown @Austin_Brown34]

@Da_MichaelScott @Chance_Cassidy @The_Real_MVB @jo_cass_ @kilgojak17