Austin Burnham

only doing things for the irony

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

@daddison_rae Courage is not having the strength to go on; it’s going on when you don't have the strength

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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

HIMothy.

[LAPI @nlapi]

when u graduate from a big ten school and move to chicago

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Why don’t we take parrot voice box and put it in monkey?

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

MISSING: THIS BREAD
-Last seen on Tuesday, roughly 11 am
-Is one piece of bread but looks like this
-Might be stale but is more of a statement than bread

If you have any information please let me know

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

[amiel 🌙 @amielswrld]

Daft Punk splitting up the day Bobby Shmurda gets out

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

One America. Two completely different experiences.

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Minions are so in

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Did all the dads have some kind of meeting to cancel their phone holsters

[feral weasel @cammypoopoo2]

Thinking of making a sequel to Se7en. T2wo

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Birds that chirp early in the morning and wake me up during the winter give off the same energy as people who wear shorts when it’s 40° out. Go rethink things

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Why are there sidewalks in Pixar’s Cars. Terrible resource management. How do they even know what a sidewalk is

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Hey it’s me, Pratik, Hayden, Nick, Gavin, Nick, Cam, Kevin, no order

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Ive been criticized for a lot of things in my life but I’ve NEVER worn a basketball jersey on Halloween and I stand by that

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Do we have to call the rainbow OYIV now that RGB is gone

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

@Cameron_T_C You look taller in that third pic

[Austin Burnham @Austin_Burntham]

Ohio State freshman be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the Mongolian station in Scott Dining Hall.