Austin Gutzmer

You shouldn't be sad because sad backwards is das and das not gud.

[Austin Gutzmer @Austin_CTM]

*something terrible hasn't happened in two days*

Me:

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Imma just stick to myself from now on. K? K.

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My guys.

@dayseeker are daddy.

That is all.

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Ready for @wecameasromans and @dayseeker hot breath in my ear tonight at @therave @essar_jay

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@RadicalLarry007 @whileshesleeps Top tier band.

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NERVOUS by @whileshesleeps is my top song of the year I think.

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“Holy shit you mean imma make it out of the 27 club???”

My brain: calm down bitch there’s still four more days. *endless suicidal thoughts*

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When @danirocker4life and I drop into Verdansk but then my Xbox kicks me off the internet, leaving @danirocker4life there on her own. Godspeed.

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@theefoxtrot When I went to college, one (1) Music Theory 2 textbook was $450. I had three textbooks just for that class. 🥴

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@danirocker4life When older guys in general tell you how to do something <<<

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Wish I wasn’t so awkward, bud.

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Is cereal a soup, or nah?

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Ya ever feel like you’re just not good enough?

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@RadicalLarry007 Did I? 🤔

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ALLIGATOR LOKI SHOULDVE BEEN A DOLPHIN SO IT COULDVE BEEN BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PORPOISE.

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I’m just here wondering when people will start referring to anything pre-2000s as “the late 1900s”

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@RadicalLarry007 @danirocker4life “Yeah” - James Hetfield

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Hot take:

Voldemort >>> Dolores Umbridge

Fight me.

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I really want an LTD EC407 but in Snow White finish. @ESPGuitarsUSA

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@theefoxtrot Bruh TELL me about it. We got hit with a storm that dropped tornadoes left and right on Wednesday night and just this morning got our power back on. NWS said peak wind gusts for my town were 116mph. Almost every tree in my neighborhood ended up in the street or on someone house.

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Normalize metal bands playing in Wisconsin instead of bypassing us and going to Chicago and Minneapolis.