Austin Crowder

To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, to draw closer, to find each other and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

[Austin Crowder @Austin_Crowder]

“Can I hit your pen?”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Or any drug. Happy 4/20

[Austin Crowder @Austin_Crowder]

And stay ALL DAY

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

Do you even like movies? I be at the local amc at fucking 10:30am.

[Fin @gofinurself]

this my friend who looked at the eclipse without glasses

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Yea ima need the manager to come out here and blow me

[Austin Crowder @Austin_Crowder]

Sometimes you just gotta tear through 3 bags of gushers

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

@LHibou8 The rumours of my being alive have been greatly exaggerated.

[Jose IA 🇵🇭|🍉 @percyjackster]

BOJACK HORSEMAN

S6:E16/The Series Finale "Nice While It Lasted"
17 Minutes, 5 Seconds

(Rick actually tweeted 'Who's Bojack Horseman?' because of this)

[Austin Crowder @Austin_Crowder]

I’ve started biting my nails like I’m trying to get rid of them

[Get em banned. @wyettsworld]

Sunsets after 7 PM starting this weekend!!

[Austin Crowder @Austin_Crowder]

@netflix fuck you

[Matt Frank will be at COMICPALOOZA! @spankzilla85]

I genuinely appreciate the sheer self-indulgent chaos that the Monsterverse has come to embrace. If Minus One was filet mignon, then GXK is a bag of chocolate-dipped potato chips. And I enjoy both.

[Lon Harris @Lons]

Two different 2024 blockbusters pose the essential question: "What if the new monkey king is evil?" Are movies great again?!

[the Nagito of Comicbook twt @jfdjvndkkckc]

This character appeared in the entire trilogy of Mcu Spider-man, and he has zero character development or plot relevance

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Madame Web says to Young Uncle Ben “what, you don’t wanna get shot in queens?” in their first scene together. Just in case you wanted to know what kind of movie it is

[Matt Murdock @ZeroYear97]

Stephen Strange you son of a bitch.

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Oh?!

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

Oh bitch….this is about to set it off.