Austin Slocum

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[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 a solid 10 but also imaginary

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

@ACHES @PlayXDefiant @PixelsofMark Ranked shouldn’t have join in progress or there should be no penalty for leaving.

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

@hannii_bananiii

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

Imagine getting run up on by BTS in the heat of battle

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BTS, One Of The Biggest Boy Bands On The Planet, Is Going On Break Until 2025 So That They Can Serve Their Mandatory 2-Year Service In The Military https://t.co/rmw5x1Fre3

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

Honestly crazy that the warren county fair created rocket league.

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

@awslowcum 25 to Life

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

I concur.

[Timbo 🧚🏽‍♀️🩵✨ @TimboFionna]

not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson saying he'll be Meg Thee Stallion dog when they asked him who celebrity dog he'll be . LMFAOOOOO I FEEL YOU MY BOY .

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

Shut the fuck up

[Brandon Tierney @BrandonTierney]

There's been basically nothing to complain about so far this season, but Randy Arozarena casually leaning on the Yankee dugout chatting up with Cortes genuinely bothered me. Nestor should know better and if not, Judge should have ended it.

Terrible look.

[alexis @awslowcum]

*talking about our cat*
austin:"...bc he thinks he's an athlete"

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

@hannii_bananiii @dhlexpressuk I would say that shits hannii_bananiii personally

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

@hannii_bananiii I certified never miss, what can I say 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

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[alexis @awslowcum]

"like this bitch knows..and by bitch i mean the baby"

[Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos]

you’re in her dms, i’m in her microwave. we are not the same.

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

My priorities are finally straight, have vacation the week of 4/20

[Bees #LLC @Baggerbees3]

Just whooped a room full of 8 year olds ass in laser tag #MambaMentality

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

@localhugsdealer I would argue you’re the one winning here.

[Elle Duncan @elleduncantv]

@trichesfaucons Adding a tomato to a sandwich or salad makes it INSTANTLY inedible.

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

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[NCAA Men's Wrestling @NCAAWrestling]

No words can describe this moment.

📺 ESPN

#NCAAWrestling x @GopherWrestling x @GableSteveson

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

Shooting my shot be like.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mans caused an earthquake in the ring. Ref almost fell down from the after effects. Putting it all on the line for the sport he loves @rasslin

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

@kennediiiieeee 1807 and 1740 actually 😅

[Austin Slocum @Austin_Slocum]

Commitment issues? Ma’am have you seen my 1800 day snap streak?