Au$tin

Educator • WE before ME • Black Lives Matter • He/Him/His • Known silly guy

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

Quoting and pinning this so I don’t forget why I started working with youth and studying to be a teacher.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Coach Richard is Coach of the Year

[Sammmmm @Sam_TheDrummer]

Watching UW beat the ducks twice in the same year😌😌😌😌

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Don’t worry, the NYPD and their $12 billion will do nothing to help

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

UWANIMAL just dropped🚨

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

@hasanthehun The cop got confused and thought it was his wife

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

If the NCAA can figure out NIL and realignment, surely they can figure out that a sack occurs on a pass play and should not result in negative rushing yards

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

"Made up stat" is a hilarious phrase.

As opposed to those stats that exist within the laws of nature, spun within the fabric of the universe just waiting to be discovered by a curious enough mind.c

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

We’re about 2 weeks away from every dad in America saying “big third down here” in unison.

And it’s always a big third down.

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

Me paying a day and a half of my wages because a cop pulled me over for driving like 1 mile in the HOV lane in heavy traffic…

A great reminder that our country is so fucking cool & just and cops are really keeping us safe, thank u Police!😩🙏🏼💯

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

Gf just said “And you haven’t even watched Lord Of The Rings?! You’re missing out on so much of your heritage!” (Calling me a hobbit) …

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

Death penalty for people who stop on the freeway because they missed their exit

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

@DanaAKAnug @ntrplanetjanet_ OMG ONE OF THE LOST ARCHIVE PHOTOS WOW

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

The quickest way to ruin any kind of housing listing is by having some ugly ass bedding. Immediate no.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

I miss Hasbulla’s instagram lives 😭😭

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

The bees that go around pollinating are the only cool bugs idc

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

@muktwu Bro minimum $56 FUCK Diamond Parking

[Au$tin @Austin_Thuggin9]

It warmed my heart to see the local businesses in Chinatown undercutting the fuck outta the parking businesses yesterday. I got to pay 60% less (even while throwing them a tip) to support people who actually work in the community.🔥