Austin

I’m just here for 🏈

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@ashleeylockhart Do it! And then add me so we can both see how lazy we are.

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@Chance_Keso S’gooo dude!! That’s so exciting!

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@Chance_Keso Right there with you man. So sorry for your loss ❤️
This is beautiful

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@nataliefeeney Which one?! Name?

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@madisonlgregory I don’t even know what an inseam is. Must be my problem��

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@nataliefeeney Writing one now and I asked a friend for some quick edits.
His edit response is twice as long as my cl...

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@Chance_Keso Such a good race! Feel bad for Charles but I’m stoked at how that podium looks!

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

ADHD takes me down the wildest rabbit-holes. I completely distracted myself and learned all about string theory.

[Jason Moore @JasonMoore]

Per sources, it appears Julio is down to these teams:
Titans
Patriots
Chargers
Raiders
Seahawks
Cardinals
Ravens
Colts
49ers
Eagles
Rams
Panthers
Bears
Broncos
Packers
Jaguars
Saints
Vikings
Washington
Sorry other teams.

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@Fantasy_Mansion I hope your boy Patrick is taken care of because his edits are 🔥
“Have you seen Zach Wilson’s mom?” has got me dying 😂😭

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

Me: *cleans room*

Me: *wears one single outfit*

My room:

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

One of my clients moves or cancels our weekly meeting so often that we’ve started placing bets on it.
I’ve got an hour of free time and an extra $5 😎

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

Dad really stepped it up a notch

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

My monthly fitness routine:
Week 1: death week, workout a bunch and eat healthy
Week 2: nice! I’m looking better, keep working out
Week 3: dude, I look good, I’ll buy some ice cream
Week 4: completely forget about the gym and eat whatever I want

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

I’ve been on my phone so much today you’d think it was a work day or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎸🎸 Austin Rocks!! 🎸 🎸

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

@Chance_Keso Broooo you too?!?!
F1 fans are so hard to come by!

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

Sup G$

[Austin @Austin_W_Wilson]

Hear me out: Tinder but only for people with 10+ hours daily screen time