Austin

I’m the Charlie Daniels of a torque wrench

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Samuel Henderson, the autistic student with Tourette syndrome who has a knack for perfectly imitating the sounds of over 50 types of birds.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot]

How that one American felt vaporizing Hugo Chavez

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Skyrim’ released 14 years ago today ⚔️

[Chris Parry @DrChrisParry]

Well, I dropped the depth charges onto him.

Give him my regards.

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

“So they’ve been ‘rebuilding’ since 1999?”

“Yes, Dave”

“And you still dedicate 3 hours every Sunday to watch them”

“That’s correct, Dave”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 ABSOLUTE CHILLS.

Tens of thousands of people just sang all at once during worship at Charlie Kirk's memorial.

Wow.

They wanted a movement to roll over and back down - but got this instead.

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Easy

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

SAY HIS NAME

BRANDON FUCKING AUBREY

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Legitimately the coolest thing ever

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Bring Her Down!

[Brandon Turner @BeardyBrandon]

There's 3 levels of rich...

Level 1.) Cutting your own grass

Level 2.) Paying someone else to cut your grass

Level 3.) Cutting your own grass

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Biden-Harris presidential term has officially ended.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Beautiful.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

the Amish after flipping Pennsylvania

[Austin @Austin_Warren60]

Absolutely hilarious 😂

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DET 47 - 9 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.