Austin

Twitch Affiliate | Crazy Bills Fan | Controller Thrower | Aspiring Audi Aficionado | Assistant To The Regional Streamer | Consistent inconsistency is Key

[Austin @Austin__J]

Well hi there friends. I am BACK! I'm gonna try to update more often on here to keep my social media presence up on my streaming and youtube stuff! Check out the links:
https://t.co/UAo7e9zhg4
https://t.co/wAk7orieym

[Austin @Austin__J]

The Office is back open for the first time in what feels like months. Something pretty awful happened to my family while I was gone (it's in the discord if you're curious) and I'm dealing with it now.

Let's try to disassociate for a while shall we? https://t.co/UAo7e9Rquc

[Austin @Austin__J]

Wow somehow I'm almost on time. Gotta be a new record somehow for me. Anyway we don't have a ton of time tonight so we better get all these wins packed into the next hour and half!

I can do that, right? RIGHT?! https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

They say "No plan survives contact with the enemy." In my case that is my plan to open The Office by 9pm and the enemy is the mountain of dishes I convinced myself I'd have time for.

It's all in a nights work as a dad and Assistant Regional Streamer https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Man oh man oh man there's a lot of fireworks going off around The Office. Have to hope all these true geniuses watered their grass because that stuff was dead last time I looked.

What's a little neighborhood grass fire among drunk "fun" seekers amiright? https://t.co/UAo7e9Rquc

[Austin @Austin__J]

You'd think I would know by now not to pick a time that I think The Office will open as I'm late once again. But it doesn't matter because I'm here and you're here and there's gummy worms in the break room.

It's all up from here I tell ya! https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

WEEEEEEEERRRRREEEE BAAAACCCCKKKK!!!! The Office is open (and only 20 minutes late). Snacks on the table in the break room and a whole slate of Fortnite for the night.

You know how we do things https://t.co/UAo7e9Rquc

[Austin @Austin__J]

A toddler, I'm not sure which one, has wreaked havoc on The Office. My wrist rests were askew, my mouse moved across the room, my DPI is completely changed, I'm an hour late, and so much more.

And yet here we are in The Office because it can all be fixed https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

No time for word games this evening. It's saturday and The Office tonight is all about
relax
eat snacks
ATTACK!

Rhymes and fortnite always go hand in hand https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Ooooh baby I think we all need a nice relaxing Friday evening in The Office. Let's have a good time with everybody following the dress code and me eating cheesecake.

That's not too much of an ask so let's get it done https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

It's gonna be a hell of a night in The Office. Not only have I not lost a game in three days, I also brought mini doritos to share with alkl, AND I got Bob Belcher ready to do burger bossness to others.

It's fortnite and it's wednesday it means something https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

*soft soothing noises*
Do not fret pets daddy is home. We're heading into Father's day the right way--chasing an umbrella. The wins will arrive this evening and I even brought Reese's Pieces so be grateful!

Hold my hand while we cross the winning zone https://t.co/UAo7e9Rquc

[Austin @Austin__J]

I did the rhyming thing over there on twitch so I won't hit you with it here but yeah I'm a baker now. We'll be out here catchin Ws in Fornite while that sweet cheesecake is baking in the oven.

Multitasker extraordinaire over here https://t.co/UAo7e9Rquc

[Austin @Austin__J]

Once again hunting an umbrella. So committed that they've taken to calling me Mary Poppins. I'm obsessed and I think Epic games knows it.
Won't you enable my obsession? https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Honestly I feel betrayed. Corporate will hear about this.
HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT S'MOREO'S?!
I love Oreo's but these are on another level. The ultimate gamer fuel and now they're in The Office.

If you eat them all you're in big trouble https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Well well well if it isn't me back again... AND THIS TIME WITH CAKE! Unfortunately it's only enough for me so you'll have to make do with the bread crumbs on the breakroom table.

Winners get cake you haven't won YET https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

HOO BOY we made it to the end of the week! Was a bit there where I wasn't sure but Friday arrived right on time! And with it new snacks in the break room. Finally opened the Nerds Gummy Clusters from Easter.

If you've never had them, you're missing out https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Oh WE ARE BACK IN IT! Five day win streak hits like crazy and there's no chance of losses tonight.

Just casually winning every game you know how we do https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Good old twitter doing weird twitter things and making me login again so I have to miss my timing.
Anyway, it's Memorial Day and we're remembering all the times I've snatched defeat from the clutches of victory.

Nobody loses the easy W quite like me https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Oh man it's a very great Friday! The Office is open AND I found the uneaten Halloween candy! Some of this fantastic candy can be yours for the LOW price of $1!

Don't you want some candy?! https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE

[Austin @Austin__J]

Man oh man oh man it's good to be back in The Office! And on a thursday night is even better. But they say the road to victory is long and arduous so one should have snacks.

There's s'mores trail mix but only for after the first win... gotta win https://t.co/UAo7e9QSEE