Austin Peterson

Father of five (5) plants.

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

They gotta hang up Cena’s jorts in the arena like it’s an NBA Championship banner

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

@cole_douglas9 Still a great tweet Cole

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

At a certain point, Bears players have to look themselves in the mirror and say you can't get embarrassed this badly in front of Taylor Swift.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

Time to dust the flannel off now that it’s October

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

@DegraafMitch @CorinnaKopf 🫡

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This might be the coldest video of all time @barstoolchicago

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

guy posting photo of himself w a cute dog is the equivalent of a girl posting a hot swimsuit pic. if anything it’s thirstier, sluttier, for the streets even more so.

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

@DegraafMitch @CorinnaKopf I’m available if you need me corinna

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

@Removablemoe Hall of fame numbers

[James @CaucasianJames]

she’s probably just at the park shooting hoops

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

not over it but Im glad they are happy

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

The sun stays undefeated against me

[WZRD🔮 @WzrdRaph]

U hang out with a girl once now she wanna see u everyday like chill I don’t got that many outfits

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

@DegraafMitch Mercury’s in retrograde

[Austin Peterson @AustinnPeterson]

@MostaccioliKing Some things you should keep to yourself… this is one of those things