Homero Austin Lopez

beep boop

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@ovonick321 First game is your fault for talking too early 😂

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@therocketplays YURRRR

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@FlyFrontier why are you like this?

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

Being given a key to a bathroom is way too much responsibility for me

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

Have you ever just listened to the La La Land song on repeat. It will really help you spiral lol

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I really try not to be judge mental but walking backwards on the treadmill at LA?! What are you training for lmao

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

Okay imma say this. This Drake album isn’t what we expected but after every drop prior, people stay saying, “Drake releases the same music over and over.” And then he lets out something different and we still trash it.

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

God has introduced me to chocolate cream cold brew from Starbucks and I will never be looking back

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I am an absolute slut for French onion dip these days

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

“Bro I love the bald look you have going on!”
Me: “Thanks man but I don’t really have any other option!”

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

This whole “having your frontal cortex fully developed thing” has not been my jam. Ignorance is bliss lol

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

The way every single person at the gas pumps just be shaking their heads 😂😂😂

[JustinStfu @justin_stfu]

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT #EuphoriaHBOMax

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I love refilling plastic water bottles and when guests come over, they think they’re getting spoiled but they’re actually getting finagled

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I hate the Chiefs Ronald McDonald ass looking uniforms

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

If you don’t put jalapeños in your guacamole, literally delete my number

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

It’s like she never listened to the songs “let me love you” by Ne-Yo or Mario wtf

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I cannot stand mf’s!!! Tell me dress to impress so I’m coming spiffy and you got dunks on 😭😭😭

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

He’s self conscious about the way his pee smells

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@RyanJSchuman I don’t want them to suffer anymore Ryan