austin

impossibly lost in this sea of waves

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

The weapon leveling system in Modern Warfare 4 is too chaotic. Too many levels, too many attachments, too many attachments with cons. Gotta be a way to simplify this system with lower levels, and reduce the number of attachments that have cons.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

TMZ flips the script and does real reporting. They finally call out Democrats and say EVERYONE in congress needs to be voted out

They have evidence of Congress partying like they’re on Spring Break while everyone else has to deal with the shutdown

“It's not the other party, it's both parties and we are kind of sick of the way they are patronizing us and that's why we're doing this. Something has to change”

“We have talked about what we call the outer movement, OWTA out with their asses, voting everybody out, even the ones you like to reset things and make it clear to the next group.

Here is our expectation that you will keep the government open, that federal workers will get paid. And if you don't do that, we're gonna throw you out. Like we threw your predecessors out. So that seems to be the only maybe last resort of regaining some power”

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.

[austin @Austinstriker12]

@CallofDuty @HMGaming This would be the best gaming setup!! 🎅 @CallofDuty
🎮 #BlackOps7
🎁 #HMxCODSweepstakes

[austin @Austinstriker12]

@AskCoachKev Send

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

[Holy M😳ly @HolyMolythe3rd]

Mornin’ 👋🏻

It’s Friday,,, let’s get feckin’ wasted! 🥴

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Attaching a water hose to a speaker can cause sound waves in the water

[Richard Schiller @jp0010110]

This guy really really gets it.

#HEX @RichardHeartWin #PLS

@FinancialPhys
@yourfriendSOMMI

HEXICANS we need him.

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

Never knew I needed a monster truck so bad until I saw this…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Very wise words

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

YES!

[Punstar @roywahome9]

😂😂 naisha

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

If this doesn’t unlock a childhood memory, I feel bad for you

[Jake Lucky🔜 GAMESCOM @JakeSucky]

Lmaooo

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first teaser for the live-action ‘LILO & STITCH’ remake has been released.

In theaters on May 23, 2025.

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

If Hogwarts had an American exchange student while fighting Voldemort

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

BIDEN: "We're controlling the weather? It's beyond ridiculous. It's gotta stop."

CIA Director: "Yes, we definitely can control the weather."

C-SPAN left scratching their head.