#1 Jurickson Profar Fan

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[#1 Jurickson Profar Fan @Austintatious85]

Fuck Donald Trump and fuck you if you voted for him

[JT @cowboyJayT]

Sometimes you grow up and the people you looked up to as a kid are giant pieces of shit.

But then you got someone like John Cena who is a living breathing legend.

[Frank Ammirante @FAmmiranteTFJ]

Yu Darvish and Yoshinobu Yamamoto getting ready for their pitcher's duel in Game 5 of the NLDS:

[Annie Heilbrunn @annieheilbrunn]

Tom DeLonge of @blink182 leads “All the Small Things” at Petco Park. #Padres

[#1 Jurickson Profar Fan @Austintatious85]

Ken Rosenthal: bitch
Dave Roberts: bitch
Jack Flaherty: bitch
Max Muncy: bitch
Shohei Ohtani: gambling addict
Mookie Betts: hitless bitch
Dodgers fans (especially the ones who threw shit on the field): bitches

Go Padres

[MLB @MLB]

Jackson Merrill pulled up to his first #Postseason game wearing a throwback Trevor Hoffman jersey 😤

[MLB @MLB]

GAME-ENDING TRIPLE PLAY TO CLINCH POSTSEASON BERTH

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

MANNY MACHADO HAS JUST BROKEN THE ALL-TIME FRANCHISE HOME RUN RECORD

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

We. Are. Back.

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

i hate smoking weed cuz it makes me walk like roger from american dad

[mo🇦🇺🇸🇴✍🏽 @easymoneyyMo]

So this is what rooting for Steph curry feels like

[Coheed and Cambria @Coheed]

We will be THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH at the @Pirates game this Thursday! They will be playing the @Padres - game time is 12:35 EST. Not sure the pitch will be televised, but be sure you will see a clip of it on socials after. Wish us luck!

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Happy Monday to everyone pretending to work but actually watching 12 hours of the Olympics

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

My #1 “younger millennial” trait is I am young enough that playing video games is a lifelong hobby of mine but old enough that I have absolutely no desire to play online against strangers.
My beef is with The Computer and The Computer only. Outsiders do not need to get involved

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

You cannot say "someone should try again" on the internet