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Cranky old bastard. Prone to sarcasm, spinning yarns and spreading falsehoods.

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Peter Dutton says thousands coud die in a nuclear power plant accident, but it is a risk he is willing to take.

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Peter Dutton calls to slash permanent migration program - except for white Christians.

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Chum Dog Food have named Peter Dutton as their brand ambassador.

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The French Au Pairs Union are backing Peter Dutton for Prime Minister. Apparently he makes it easier for them to get visas.

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Dr Phil has declined an invitation to treat Linda Reynolds: "She's way above my pay grade."

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Rumour has it that the LNP have been identified as an organised crime syndicate and terrorist organisation by Australia's security services.

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Peter Dutton promises that he will only put nuclear reactors in Labor electorates.

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Linda Reynolds questions judge's findings that Lehrmann raped Higgins: "The only thing the trial proved for sure is that I didn't cover up the rape."

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Peter Dutton has guaranteed Queenslanders that he will never allow a nuclear reactor in his own state.

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@cocoruzac Right.

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Bruce Lehrmann says he hopes people will respect his wishes to put it all behind him, and allow him to move on with his life.

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Bruce Lehrmann says he is still waiting for his application to work with ASIS to be approved.

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Linda Reynolds vows to teach Brittany Higgins a lesson for exposing Bruce Lehrmann as a rapist.

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Bruce Lehrmann denies any wrongdoing with Thai masseuse: "I was just there to pick up my keys and work on some reports."

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Queensland Corrections says they can provide accommodation for Bruce Lehrmann when his rental deal with Channel 7 ends next month: "His prospects in the Toowoomba case aren't looking good."

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Peter Dutton admits he doesn't have any detail about his nuclear power plant policy. #auspol

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Pauline Hanson is outraged at the suggestion that political candidates should undergo an IQ test. #auspol

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Jenny Morrison confides to neighbours that she really hates Scott's curries.

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Mardi Gras organisers state that police will still be allowed to attend the parade to provide free security.

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Barnaby Joyce is aiming for net zero blood alcohol level by 2035. #auspol