Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂

Used to con the bookies, wrote a book, travelled the world, am now an #NHS volunteer responder 👊🏻 Insta: jasonrice3

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Good morning @watersidepress (Brian), I hope you are well. I’ve been inundated with DMs from people who want to read my book. Could you please re-release it. All of my profits from sales of book, I would like you to please donate it to the amazing #NHS
helping #coronavirus 🙏🙏

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@spy_racing Go to sleep

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@spy_racing Bernard WhatsApp me, told me you were fancypants

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@GrayDavie Yeah, on to the next chapter I suppose 👍

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

On a serious note, laying in my bed, all alone, scared about the future, actually feeling bloody anxious, so started looking through my phone at some old pics. The bird in the picture was a diamond, and she always said to me “You’ll never find a bird like me Jase”
*SIGH* ☹️

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@kc2310 Not at all mate, never asked me for a nook

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Good morning @watersidepress (Brian), I hope you are well. I’ve been inundated with DMs from people who want to read my book. Could you please re-release it. All of my profits from sales of book, I would like you to please donate it to the amazing #NHS
helping #coronavirus 🙏🙏

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@CelticFamily67 Bolloc*s, it’s wa*k 😂

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@JDoggzzz He’s a robot 🤖

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

I’m not blowing my own trumpet, but only 790 followers in a few weeks? I mean, Jesus, come on folksy, I’m fvcking comedy gold. Can I have a few retweets please? I like Christmas songs, big busty blondes, and Emmerdale Farm, oh, and if I’m in a good mood, I give cash away 😊🇦🇺😂

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@WhatFilmDidISee I’ve just posted 😎

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@WhatFilmDidISee I apologise, I just get a kick out of winding all the muppets up on here. I’ll be back on insta soon, I promise 😂😂

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@jayr1972 You fvcking aged mush 😊

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@griffwebber @watersidepress @SamsHusband Cheers geeeeeeezeer 🍷😷🦷😷

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Good morning @watersidepress (Brian), I hope you are well. I’ve been inundated with DMs from people who want to read my book. Could you please re-release it. All of my profits from sales of book, I would like you to please donate it to the amazing #NHS
helping #coronavirus 🙏🙏

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@jayr1972 @FancyLunch3233 Jase, !!!!! Stop replying to fancy pants! You’ll be up until 5 in the morning mush 😂😂😂
He’s off his nut 🥜 😂

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Hello @jayr1972 you’ve won the cockle (tenner) if you want me to give it to someone else who’s liked this tweet, then can you please pick one. I’ve heard you’ve already got a few bob😂, so I’ll leave it up to you young man.👊🏻

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Okeedokes, in a bloody good mood, if my salad gets over 7 likes, I’ll ping a lucky ‘liker’ a tenner at 8.45 tonight. Must be following, and all that bolloc*s ............. Please provide proof that I pinged you a tenner.
Oh, and respect to the amazing #NHS

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@griffwebber @watersidepress @SamsHusband Hope you’re both well 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@jayr1972 @FancyLunch3233 Jase, block the div mush, he’ll give you a raving headache 🤕

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@mrn35509708 Tut tut, I know you love your meat 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Okeedokes, in a bloody good mood, if my salad gets over 7 likes, I’ll ping a lucky ‘liker’ a tenner at 8.45 tonight. Must be following, and all that bolloc*s ............. Please provide proof that I pinged you a tenner.
Oh, and respect to the amazing #NHS

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

@jayr1972 Upped it to a score 👋👋👋

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Well, I’ve had the most amazing happiest day (since lockdown) winding up my SUPER-TROLL, actually laughing my conkers off whilst writing this😂😂😂 Anyway, the tenner announced soon. Get a couple of bottles of wine on me!! I’ve heard the smooth ‘Hadd~a~gain’ goes well with rice😂

[Australian Jasey baby 🇦🇺😂 @AustrlianJ]

Okeedokes, in a bloody good mood, if my salad gets over 7 likes, I’ll ping a lucky ‘liker’ a tenner at 8.45 tonight. Must be following, and all that bolloc*s ............. Please provide proof that I pinged you a tenner.
Oh, and respect to the amazing #NHS