Cassandroid

watches The Mummy once a month, probably more.

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@TheVanHammer

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@TheVanHammer I showed you my penis pls respond

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Well... I officially am done with pumpkin spiced ANYTHING

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I forgot slapping someone around and telling them how much they mean to you is how you save someone from death

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@vanhammer1990 I TAKE SO MANY PICTURES OF YOU FOR SOME REASON! #youlikeme

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My new phone case is so beautiful I can’t even 🙏

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My cat is having an existential crisis. #metoo

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@vanhammer1990 Don’t even get me started on your grammar!

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@TheVanHammer You know... sometimes I question my choices in life. Like, how did it get to this?

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@vanhammer1990 @TheVanHammer

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@TheVanHammer pssst I’m dating your brother!

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@TheVanHammer

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@TheVanHammer Snap girl! Family time is going to be so lit now! (Not urban dictionary lit just really cool!)

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I just panicked because I couldn’t find my mugs and totally forgot my boyfriend washed my dishes. #imaslob #idontknowwhyhewashedmydishes

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Sometimes you just forget things #wut #idontthinkiknowhowtohuman

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#grocerylist

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@JohnnyFreedom_

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I stop hangovers by drinking more to never get hangovers! #shit

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I’ll sleep when I’m dead. #amideadyet

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#michaelscottismyspiritanimal