Autumn Smith

daily struggles of a twentysomethingish.

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

Would you rather get peanut butter in the jelly jar or jelly in the peanut butter jar?

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

I forget I wear glasses till I'm pouring off pasta water.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

When you hear an old @ff5band song in the new @BreakingBad movie. Holla.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

Maybe I am a hipster because I when I order at Starbucks I do say "small", "medium", and "large" just to be different.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

Just saw Beetlejuice casually walking around Sheetz as I'm wearing my saloon girl outfit. Halloween is the greatest.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

The older I get, the worse I get at liquid eyeliner.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

When your hair is a mess, people stare a lot more.

...y'all, my hair is curly, there's not much I can do about it.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

*answers phone* "This is Autumn." "Hi Dawn!" *eye roll and wondering if my mumbling is really that bad*

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

@kentkomine Twas successful ....eventually 😂

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

It's really tough to lure a deaf cat.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

@kentkomine 😂😂😂

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

@kentkomine deaF cat 😂

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

Today's discovery: Ragtime is the best work music.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

I don't watch Game of Thrones, but this whole Starbucks cup blooper thing might just be what gets me to start watching the show 😂

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

To the woman who used the stall RIGHT NEXT to me in a row of empty stalls, don't make eye contact with me at the sink and then leave without washing your hands in a public bathroom. None of that was okay.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

If the question is "should we have mac n cheese?", the answer is always "YES".

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

The amount of people that just sit in their cars in the Giant parking lot is astonishing.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

@kentkomine We put up a good fight and for that I'm proud.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

Liberty vs. Tech means I'm actually watching a basketball game. Unbelievable.

[Autumn Smith @AusumnThmith]

One day I will make a documentary about the over-exaggerated panic Virginians have about snow.