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[EPILOGUE: Spoken by Bumblebee] Hi, everyone. You all might know me as "Yellow Idiot Robot". But what you all didn't know is that I've been working at this news agency since DAY ONE. However, it is with a heavy heart that, once this post goes live, ATFN will be no more.
[IMPORTANT] Starscream has just been fired from Authentic TF News....
...'s company cannon without the permission of Piss Fork and has been fired for doing so
(Again, from the company cannon, we're not gonna ACTUALLY fire him, he's too sweet to be fired)
[FILM NEWS] Rowan Atkinson has been cast to play Perceptor in 'Transformers Vs G.I. Joe' alongside some other bloody actors or something, I dunno, I just work here
[TV NEWS] Ever wondered why we've never seen Orion Pax and Optimus Prime in the SAME ROOM? Find out the shocking truth on 'Prime Time: Behind The Faceplate', airing September 12th, 8pm PST only on TLC
[BREAKING] A biopic based on Kaon-based music producer, Soundwave, is being produced by Columbia Pictures
Bri'ish actor Daniel Radcliffe is the only confirmed actor as of writing this article and will be playing the role of Soundwave himself
@DailyGoBots John Julius "Scrumpy-Wumpy" Transformers (18/04/1834 - 14/02/2006) was an American inventor known for creating the hit 1858 toyline, Transformers. He was alive at some point in his life before passing away.
[BREAKING] Entertainment Earth teases the return of famous Autobot Tactician, Yarnspin!
This would mark the characters' first appearance since 1976's 'Transformers: The Return Of Megatron'
[IMPORTANT] Starscream asked me "What if that one toy of Soundwave from Siege was released in the Legacy line?" so I figured I'd make this digibash, what do you all think?