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EXCERPTS FROM MY DUAL-POV WIP, 'Not Another F#cking Fairytale!' showing how badass my FMC is from both povs.
Spicy Disney, with Prince x Pirate-Nymph vs. a Shrek-level evil Fairy Godmother fun.
Polaris Schmidt is THAT bitch. 🏴☠️👊
idgaf, Jack is soooo entertaining. Contemplating a good twenty minutes in the garden, to end it with 'Hmm, tea.' 😭
Not a single thought behind his eyes unless it's Tetley.
Not to mention 'obviously not' to Ella. HAHAHA Get her again, Jack!
Legend. #CBBUK
PLEASE REPOST THIS.
I'm not kidding. This isn't a paid promotion, lmao. I'm literally nobody. But it could really help. This also applies if you have an elderly neighbor and want to extend an act of kindness. Thousands die each year from not being able to afford heating!
#UK PSA: Oodies are £36 (inc. delivery) in the Black Friday sale which ends tonight!
IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE ELDERLY / VULNERABLE TO COLD (& can afford to) GET THEM ONE!
With the cuts/the prices of Gas, it could really help. Haven't had to put heating on ONCE since my Nan got hers.
#UK PSA: Oodies are £36 (inc. delivery) in the Black Friday sale which ends tonight!
IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE ELDERLY / VULNERABLE TO COLD (& can afford to) GET THEM ONE!
With the cuts/the prices of Gas, it could really help. Haven't had to put heating on ONCE since my Nan got hers.
Today I was told buying everyone matching PJs for Christmas day is silly as we're all adults.
Well, everyone in my family is getting an Oodie for Christmas instead. We matching whether you like it or not, you fucking grinches.
Bought a new Christmas tree, presents for other people, and the most beautiful wrapping paper I have ever seen which has put me, inexplicably, on CLOUD NINE.
Super fucking excited about all of it for no logical reason.
Girlies, is this a canon event? Am I an adult now?
Wow. I really underestimated the amount of misogynists, incels and racists in America. You really voted for a rapist with onset dementia over an educated woman. Bravo.
My heart breaks for all my American friends, especially those with with reproductive organs. I have no words...