Matthew Black

Part-time Indie author ('Clothing Optional', 'Over Exposed' 'Nine Years Naked') writing humour with a nudist theme. Tweet porn and you WILL be blocked.

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

@TSB Yet again your website is down - This is rapidly becoming a farce...

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

@TSB Is your website down? Keep getting messages the website can't be reached. Again

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

So Bojo is relying on 'British common sense' is he? Good luck with that. #COVID19 #idiots #CommonSense

BBC News - Bournemouth beach: 'Major incident' as thousands flock to coast https://t.co/jszgL0hiYt

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So the Bojo is going to use ‘Whack-a-mole’ to stamp out local covid-19 outbreaks. Isn’t that what Lord Mandy thought was mushy peas? Can’t see how that’s going work personally...

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I suspect one man has just turned many safe Tory seats into Tory marginals just by fabricating the most ludicrous 'explanation' of his actions. #ClassicDomExcuses #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

Driving from Durham to Barnard Castle to make sure your eyesight is good enough to drive seems about a stupid as driving to Yorkshire just to make sure you've got enough petrol #lockdown #Hypocrite @mermhart

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

Dominic Cummings and his 'essential' 260 mile trip during lockdown - Utter hypocrisy. #save lives #covid-19 @michaelgove

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

I had hoped to add a comment that there is far too much coverage of the Royal soap opera...

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Too much focus on 'personal soap opera' of PM - former spin doctor https://t.co/KebWeSPqgI via @BBCNews

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

Fancy a snack? Fried tarantulas, gooey on the inside. Or so I'm told. Another Adobe reject, as I didn't submit a 'model release'. The 'model' didn't speak any English, and was busy trying to sell tarantulas. The tarantulas were too dead to sign anything. #Cambodia #Food #lunch

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

A new home, new travels, but no time to write. So I'm going to share some images with you from time to time. This one was rejected by Adobe Stock due to 'lighting issues'. It's a sunset... #sunsets #romantic #nature #Vietnam #HalongBay

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

Just one day before the Big Nude Boat sets sail again. Maybe you'll need something to read while you cruise around those Caribbean waters?
https://t.co/LJBQ6UDfQs

#NudeBoat #Nudists #Naturists

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

Hot off the digital presses. The Hidden Lake 'sun club' strikes again. #schnauzer #innuendo #naturist #humor

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

@Mr_Ted_Bun Ah, the so-called 'family' changing facilities. Where you can't have a shower except in your bathing costume. So much for cleanliness. To overcome this Mrs Black and I usually share the single shower cubicle. much to the disgust of the locals when they see two adults emerge..

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

A New Year, a new home, man-flu, and a lot more besides. Hardly had time to write anything for months. But when I did.. https://t.co/e95nY98xRb

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

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[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

There's nothing I enjoy more than cuddling up in Australia against Dawn French, even if it is only on a list of bestsellers...

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

Does this mean its safe to go back to the Caribbean? Great! We just need a few more clothing optional beaches.. https://t.co/eaGBkw7JmZ

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

During December I hope to be doing book signings all over the country. (Hopefully nobody will catch me 🤣🤣)

[Matthew Black @AuthorMatBlack]

@LizEgger1 @Naturist_Action But Croatia isn't on the Black Sea, at least the last time I looked...