Steph Surma

AKA Simi Sirenity and Cettie Black 📚 Author, performer, daydreamer

[Steph Surma @AuthorSSurma]

Behind my Pen Names:
Stephanie Surma- my name. Romance, contemporary, stand-alones and series.
Simi Sirenity- Erotica pen name (currently for Deadmouth Quarry). More explicit than my usual stuff.
Cettie Black- Fantasy pen name (upcoming project TBA). Darker themes, more intense.

[Steph Surma @AuthorSSurma]

Check out the latest chapter of Deadmouth Quarry on my wordpress!
https://t.co/5MrayNW1Au

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Check out my new YouTube Channel, created specifically for BookWorms like me! Videos will be ambient mixes inspired by my favorite stories, sometimes with a little Movie Flare 😉
#BookWorm #disneyadult #winniethepooh #BookLovers #ambientmixes #ASMR
https://t.co/NodXJVwEoN

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Here’s a sneak peek of my new Pooh Bear’s House Ambient Mix on YouTube!
#BookWorm #booklovers #winniethepooh #ASMR #ambientmix #disneyadult

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📚✨ Exciting News for Book Lovers! 🚀 I've just launched my Patreon page! Join an exclusive community of readers, explore behind-the-scenes content, early access to chapters, and more! 🌟 https://t.co/B48IEedSCv #Author #PatreonLaunch

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Me: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Cettie: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Simi isn’t
Simi: 😀
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Simi: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Me: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Simi: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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🚀📖 Drumroll, please! Excited to announce the launch of my Patreon page! 🎉 Dive into the creative process with me, early DMQ chapters, designs, and more! Your support means the world. Let's make stories together! 🌟 https://t.co/B48IEedSCv #WritingCommunity #PatreonLaunch

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Elle: I turned out perfectly fine!
John: Elle, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Elle: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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📖💕 Love, laughter, and a touch of drama. “Your Hand In Mine” promises all this and more! Join me on an unforgettable journey where hearts collide and love blossoms. Ready to get lost in the pages? 🌹❤️ https://t.co/7TFdUZclAU #RomanceReaders #BookLovers

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Cettie: You love me, right, Steph?
Me: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Elle: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
John: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Simi: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Me: Really? Name one law
Simi: Don't kill people?
Me: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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🌟❤️ Indulge in the allure of romance! “Your Hand In Mine” is a spellbinding tale of how love can grow. Join the characters on a journey where emotions run high, and love knows no boundaries. Will you fall under its enchantment? 💖📚 https://t.co/7TFdUZclAU #NewRomance #BookBuzz

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Daphne: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Rena: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Daphne: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Rena: Daph, they...they weren’t always orphans.
#YHIM

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Simi: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT. #incorrectquotes #incorrectquotesgenerator #incorrectauthorquotes

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Sadie, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Ronnie: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Cettie, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Simi: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Cettie, with the tone of someone who is used to Simi: Outstanding.
Cettie: This is what I’m talking about people.
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Cettie: This is such a bad idea.
Me: Then why are you coming along?
Cettie: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Me: What's a word that’s a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Cettie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Simi: Smad.
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