autumn

potato enthusiast.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

is it a good learning opportunity or are you the only staff available to help

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

Mother Nature taking hot girl summer too literally. Go off sis🥵

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

The average age of Americans is 38.

The average age of POTUS elected is 55.

The average age of the House & Senate is 58 & 64.

The average age of SCOTUS to retire is 69.

If we want our leaders FOR the people, shouldn’t we consider having our leaders RESEMBLE the people??

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

life is just a vicious cycle of migraines and stomach aches

[Viking Athletics @VikingAthletics]

🥎| VIKINGS WIN | Grand View outlasts Southern Oregon to punch their ticket to the @NAIA Softball World Series for the first time since 2006‼️🤩

#NAIASB #BattleForTheRedBanner

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

my first mistake of my life was my birth

[Sabrina the SALTy CPA @IraGilligan]

Accounting bots are stealing our jobs? When can they start?

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

Every American is a St Peter’s fan now

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

Chase her.... even
when she’s yours

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

I told my work that I’m flexible, not a damn contortionist

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

2021 was selfishly for myself.
2022 is intentionally for Jesus.
May His will be done.🙏🏻

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

When no one wants to wake up at 6 am to open up Christmas presents this year

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

@baileyklein22 Best friends do everything together right?😂

[autumn @Autie_Radig]

Whoever is in charge of my funeral, please make it an open bar. It’s what I would’ve wanted.