Autumn 🍂

Feed your focus, starve your distractions. ✨| Suicide Prevention Hotline 988 | she/her | Black Lives Matter

[Autumn 🍂 @Autieboo98]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[nami -｡⭑.ᐟ @namiaos]

this is so hard😭😭😭😭 klay thompson😭😭😭😭

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[Autumn 🍂 @Autieboo98]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! Jk #MyXAnniversary

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

can’t take it anymore

[Shaq @ShaqMitchell]

“You should respect the office no matter who is in it.”

Coming from folks who posted nooses while Obama was in office and constantly misgendered his wife.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

As Trump shuts down the suicide hotline, Canada has broadcasted their national hotline which now has a toll-free American version: 1-877-330-6366

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The “pro-life” party is defunding suicide hotlines.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

you could’ve just said no to being on SNL

[lauren ❤️‍🔥🏒 @folklaurenx]

Me every time I see a new executive order has been signed

[Autumn 🍂 @Autieboo98]

@crumbl 🍞🍞🍞🍞

[lacey ᥫ᭡ @stateoflace13]

I hate every single one of you who didn’t take this seriously

[Autumn 🍂 @Autieboo98]

It’s like he’s putting an iPod on shuffle and being like “yup, this the one”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.

[tay 🪩 @taynietzz]

i can't believe an anti vaxxer is in charge of public health this is literally a NIGHTMARE

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

People say “the radical left” and it’s just people who don’t think anyone should go bankrupt because they get a cancer diagnosis.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Welcome to adulthood: you're always sleepy unless you're trying to get to sleep

[Danielle Moodie @DeeTwoCents]

So, here is the reality. Everything that you thought would be worse case scenario—double it. There is truly no real bracing for what this full on assault will bring but key things:

1. Try your best to protect your money as a recession if not deep depression is coming.

1/3

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars