imagining a guy that goes to a nascar race to get a prostate exam while the race is green so he can feel the engine rumble while theres a finger in his ass and he cums all over himself
Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep.
Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.
Republicans are standing next to signs saying Democrats were “trans-ing the mice” because they don’t want people to realize they’re talking about transgenic mice—genetically modified mice used in lifesaving medical research on cancer, Alzheimer’s, diabetes, and neurological disorders. People could die because Republicans saw that important medical research has the word “trans” in it.
Reminder that Carter Hart received a sexual act (BY HIS OWN ADMISSION) from a woman who did not consent, and then lied on the stand about it in a court of law. He’s a rapist, and fuck him, the Knights, and every team who considered signing him, Canes included
And there you have it.
Arlington Cowboys
Arlington Rangers
Addison Mavericks
Plano Stars
Professional sports used to bring cities together. Now greedy ownership dismantles them.