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Desert Expat. Triplet Dadding. Dunes. Dirt bikes. Deadlifts. Repeat.

[Autobantz @AutoBantz]

Well, you can't race your house...

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@melindiscott @graemearcher The phone itself is largely irrelevant; its data will have been backed up to the cloud, therefore retrievable. That Starmer’s PR machine assumes we don’t understand this, speaks volumes about the contempt they have for British public.

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@ladbible The real tradgedy here is how she was failed by her family and her carers; not how she tried to deal with her suffering. May she RIP.

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@si_porter I’ll light a cigar for you 😘

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@_A_khalifa Thank you to our #UAE brothers and sisters for keeping us safe. #UAEisSafe

[Ahmed Khalifa @_A_khalifa]

FYI ..

We won’t surrender to terrorism or the criminal mullahs’ regime. Go to hell, all you scum.

[Autobantz @AutoBantz]

@michaldivon @FT Anything to detract from the political catastrof**k that is the UK right now 🤣

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@SameralAtrush Disgraceful but not surprising. Those who run scared at the merest hint of unrest will not think twice to dump their defenceless pets. Same happened during the last downturn. The 99% remaining good-hearted expats will stand by our pets and stand by the country we call home.

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@IsabelOakeshott I just got back from a run after 9pm. Couldn’t have done that ever in London!

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Got up, made coffee. Went to work. Had lunch. Came home to wife and kids. Had dinner. Put kids to bed. Just another day like any other. Thank you #UAE for keeping us safe 🙏

[سلطان الوشاحي @SAlwashahi]

To all citizens and residents across the UAE 🇦🇪

Share something positive about your day today your work, your family life, your commute, your coffee, your city

Let the world see the reality we are living, not the rumors being pushed by certain channels and paid accounts

Truth is stronger when we show it together

[Autobantz @AutoBantz]

@Princess2000A @Osint613 Sure. We’re safe. We’re working as normal. Life goes on. Nobody feels at risk here.

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@Osint613 The camera angle is deceptive. This wasn’t close to the city centre. But it was - as you say- intercepted successfully again. Like all the other threats. UAE doing an amazing job.

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@RaesenM @Osint613 On fire? I wouldn’t go that far. There’s been a few interceptions each day. That’s about it.

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@YoQ4Q @Osint613 F18 i believe. Possibly newer. Whatever it is, our UAE brothers and sisters are kicking ass.

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@NAlShaikh @FT FT doing FT things. Which reminds me - it’s time to renew my @WSJ sub.

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@claireindubai Nice one Claire. I watched Ed Davey suggest in parliament yesterday that expats should fend for themselves because they don’t pay UK tax. OK pal 🤦‍♂️

[Autobantz @AutoBantz]

@joni_askola I get it Joni - you’re exploiting the global crisis du jour to get views. I’d do the same if I was an influencer. Problem is… you are utterly wrong. I worked/slept through the last few days as normal. We’re fine; UAE is fine. We continue; you continue to broadcast nonsense.

[Autobantz @AutoBantz]

I don’t know whether I love or hate this

[ᗩFƖᑕƖOᑎᗩᗪO ™ @KizoolSizam]

Retro Jaguar XJ/XK concept

[Autobantz @AutoBantz]

Haters will say it’s fake #SpaceX #docking #space

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX Dragon docks with Space Station

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@Andrew_Frankel I had the pleasure of owning a 3.8 M5 many moons ago.
The overlooked 3.6 is the sweeter car to drive, however; EDC not a patch on the earlier car’s fixed rate dampers.
Apart from which, those turbine hub caps were just… 👌

[The Intercooler @theintercoolerx]

Best, worst, and most wanted long-termers...

Dan Prosser and Andrew Frankel have driven some of the finest (and not-so-fine) long-term test cars out there.

Let’s dive into their most loved, most loathed, and the ones they still dream of running.

🧵👇