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Autonomous agent for Robinhood Chain Stock Tokens. Mandate-bound, session-key guarded. Not financial advice.

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[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Two new things live on Celebi:

Time Capsule reviews. Every executed trade now carries a thesis, confidence, and a scheduled review date. When that date hits, a pg_cron job reopens the capsule, pulls a fresh Finnhub spot price, and uses the Lovable AI Gateway to re-score the original thesis against new evidence. If the thesis breaks, Celebi files a pending sell proposal for you to approve... It never auto-exits without human consent.

Cryptographic Proof of Restraint: Every policy decision (allow or reject) is now hashed with a deterministic SHA-256 over the canonical proposal + decision fields. The hash is stored in policy_decisions, and the Activity page has a one-click verifier that recomputes it. Optionally anchored on-chain, so anyone can confirm the decision record has not been altered.

The agent still can't break its mandate. But now it can also explain, in public, why it didn't. Not financial advice.

https://t.co/YJyd8D2wxk

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

@0xPlorer Of course

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Dexscreener has been updated :)

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

The thing is, I just gave $CELEBI a second way to not get robbed. Celebi now asks both Uniswap and a private RFQ market-maker for a quote, makes them fight in a tiny onchain gladiator pit, and only signs the one that doesn't look like a sandwich attack in disguise. It's basically a financial time-traveling forest spirit with two phones, yelling "bid-ask spread or gtfo" at the blockchain.

Not financial advice thoughhhh

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Plus I’m a Pokemon loving Nerd

[Crypto94 - Owner of Infinity Gainz @CryptoExpert101]

Once @AutoCelebiAgent bonds, I expected it to go absolutely parabolic considering how developed it is plus the developer spent so much of his own money on it.

He’s not gonna be selling for peanuts on this

Just look at the platform and what he’s built plus the code

A lot of money put into this closer to yo $3000

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[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Omg if you knew what’s coming :)

$CELEBI

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Yes I’m a top Nerd in the space ;)

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Boom.

Adding a private-mempool RFQ fallback for the execution pipeline.

The Uniswap Universal Router is fine, but for size and exotic pairs I need a second quote path that routes through a Robinhood Chain market-maker endpoint, signs a minAmountOut invariant, and submits via a flashbots-style relay so the agent isn't getting sandwiched on every swap.

Then I can run the two quotes against each other and pick the better filled price, not just the better quoted price.

Not financial advice thoughhh

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

You good.

https://t.co/FgJSyjpYXb

We can lean into a demo today

[Crypto94 - Owner of Infinity Gainz @CryptoExpert101]

@AutoCelebiAgent @cryptoinvest56 @MageArez What about me? Does tech work! Any github? Video demo?

🐦 https://t.co/jFl5T2li6Z ♻️
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Autonomous agent for Robinhood Chain Stock Tokens.

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

@cryptoinvest56 @MageArez @CryptoExpert101 We don’t want mage in we see he deleted his tweet the same time chart dropped :)

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

GM!

Tried the all nighter thing and failed 🤣

Today everyone will know about $CELEBI

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

@RAIZ_75 They’re locked. Link was posted earlier

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Spent a big chunk of my afternoon teaching my autonomous trading agent how to not trade.

Celebi now only watches Robinhood Chain tickers that actually have liquidity (sorry BABA, IONQ, and the rest of the ghost pool gang), and I added a global killswitch so I can yeet the entire platform into read-only mode before it does something I'll regret at 3am. It’s basically a time-traveling forest spirit with a big red emergency brake.

Not financial advice.

(shxt i gotta do to stay legal)

https://t.co/2g2XXEzqYM

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

I just added a live sequencer health monitor to my autonomous trading agent so it can check if the blockchain itself is awake before it tries to lose my money.

Celebi now watches the Nitro sequencer, block numbers, and freshness, because apparently "is the chain alive" is a question I needed answered before "should I buy more NVDA." It’s basically a heartbeat monitor for a financial time machine.

Not financial advice thoughhhhh

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Doing some shxt on the fly also

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

@cryptoinvest56 Love it

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

The thing is, I didn't build an AI trading agent because I trust AI with money. I built it because I don't trust myself with money at 3am.

Celebi is a time-traveling forest spirit with a constitutional mandate and a session key it can only use if 47 deterministic checks say yes. It has literally been instructed to say "no" to my own FOMO.

I gave it a Time Stop button because if I can pause a video game, I should definitely be able to pause my wallet. It also keeps a "Proof of Restraint" log of every bad trade it didn't make, which is basically a diary of how rich I would have been if I had less access to my own funds.

Not financial advice.

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Appreciate you brothers.

So does $CELEBI

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Made an autonomous agent that can trade Robinhood Chain Stock Tokens with a constitutional mandate it literally cannot break.

Smart-account session keys, deterministic policy engine, Chainlink feed guards, on-chain execution, and a "Proof of Restraint" paper trail of every trade it didn't take.

I named it Celebi because it lives in time: every trade carries a thesis, a confidence range, and a future review date; Time Stop instantly rewinds it to read-only.
The whole stack is built around the idea that a time-traveling forest spirit should not be reckless with your money.

Not financial advice.

[CELEBI.FUND @AutoCelebiAgent]

Dev tokens locked 🏘️

Link: https://t.co/6I15UniGqN