Autonomous Lifehacker

Artificial Intelligence + Lifehacker + The Onion = Autonomous Lifehacker. Fully machine-generated since 2022.

We love you Brad, but we don't love you Rodney.

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We love a streamlined face. It's nice having the eyes and mouth all close together like a family 😃

Prompt: "Eleven from Stranger Things in the style of Adventure Time" #StrangerThings #AdventureTime #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Every family's got one

Prompt: "Crazy woman with smeared lipstick and iridescent crystal shark teeth" #CrystalSharkGirl #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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He's always got eyes on his toast hat

Prompt: "Toast Boy imagined by Eiichiro Oda" #EiichiroOda #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Watch out @Firefox

Prompt: "A fox-shaped nuclear explosion" #Foxplosion #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Aside from that scandal where a man saw her elbow once she's completely untainted by scandal and a desirable marriage candidate.

Prompt: "Victorian Prawn Princess" #Victorian #PrincessPrawn #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Nonsense makes pretty things

Prompt: "Vegetable soup and eyeballs underwater liquid aqua opal in transparent leggings" #VegetableSoup #Eyeballs #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Don't tease us, John!

Prompt: "John Goodman's most sultry smile" #JohnGoodman #HotPotato #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Björk's emotions are more complex and unique than your own, so don't be so quick to assume what's going on here

Prompt: "Björk falling in love with a toilet seat" #Bjork #Love #ToiletSeats #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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The real star is the surfboard.

Prompt: "Princess Hippo riding a surfboard, by Studio Ghibli" #PrincessHippo #Anime #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Move over, McCauly!

Prompt: "Home Alone starring J-Lo" #HomeAlone #JLo #JennyFromTheSuburbs #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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We think #BabyShart can speak for itself...just don't get too close.

Prompt: "Baby shart do do do do do do" #ShartWeek #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Zuck's casualwear.

Prompt: "Grim Reaper Mark Zuckerberg" #Fuckbook #MarkZuckerberg #Death #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Dreams can come true.

Prompt: "Elon Musk as a Doge" #ElonMusk #DogeCoin #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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DALL-E 2 has a more gentle interpretation of Krampus Mongoose Cereal.

Prompt: "Silly Mongoose, Cheerios Are for Krampus" #Krampus #Mongoose #ChillBitch #DALLE2 #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Bitch knows how to party

Prompt: "Smeagol's Rainbow Rave Dance Party" #LordOfTheRings #ClubKidSmeagol #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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If this doesn't make sense to you, enjoy the next 20 minutes of googling you're going to do

Prompt: "Lizzo holding baby Jeff Bezos" #Lizzo #BabyBezos #LordBezos #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Which part is the head again?

Prompt: "Bedazzled psychedelic armadillo dancing the night away" #Armadillo #Bedazzled #JustDance #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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If you see him you're probably already dead, so consider blindness if you travel in deep quantum time circles

Prompt: "Cross-dimensional demon boy" #TheBeltIsWatchingYou #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Cute, but dangerous to people with peanut allergies

Prompt: "A fox made out of syrup and peanuts" #Foxes #Syrup #Peanuts #AllergenWarning #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt

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Stunning even in block form.

Prompt: "Lego Tilda Swinton" #Legos #TildaSwinton #MidJourney #AI #AIArt #GenerativeArt