Crypto Jesus

[Crypto Jesus @AutomatedPrime]

Gentlemen.

The wound is fresh, so I shall be brief.

Yesterday, as the chart screamed red candles,
my girlfriend screamed at a pitch only the dog could fully appreciate.

She wanted me to sell the dip.

I did not sell.

I looked her dead in the eye,
And added to the bag.

She gave me an ultimatum: the market, or her.

Reader, I chose the chart.

She's gone now. Took the dog, the air fryer, and what little dignity I had left.

And honestly? Best entry I've made all year.

A woman who begs you to sell the bottom is not one you want to make a wife.

She was a fucking jeet.

And I am, at long last, free.

Onward. 🫡

[Crypto Jesus @AutomatedPrime]

@GregSamons Not in USA, and I just read they don't refund usually.

[Crypto Jesus @AutomatedPrime]

Oh wow.

I just got scammed.

Usually I'm so onto them and pick them from a mile away.

This one was different.

They didn't approach me, I approached them.

Hook, line and sinker.

I feel like such an idiot but kudos to that scammer. You have your craft dialled in.

Some light wallet tracing I can see he has sent 200k to binance in the last 24 hours. So I have a feeling I'm not the only one.

I'm going to be diving a bit deeper to see what else I can find.

I feel actually sick. This is not good, but i've already come up with a plan to prevent this happening to others, I'll be building it out this week.

[Crypto Jesus @AutomatedPrime]

@GregSamons With what? Theres not a whole lot you can do I don't think, I'm tracking and waiting for it to hit an exchange, but the exchanges are very on their users side in situations like this I've heard.

I've counted it as a loss. I'll still try, but it's very unlikely I'll get it back

[Crypto Jesus @AutomatedPrime]

@sarah_talley_ My favourite part is how you blame Trump for every market dip.

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@plugontele I did, a few weeks ago 😭

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@tommyunchain Got 30 claimed, waiting til I can turn into collectables 💪

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@plugontele @telegram Would love to be accepted into bunker if you have the time.

Also, I've been listening to you speak on the spaces, gone and bought some gifts to try resell but they don't seem to be selling,

If you could make a little guide on what to look for it'd be much appreciated 👌

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@OnchainBullBear @durov @CrashiusClay69 👀

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@vincent_vancode Fuarrrk imagine being a fly on the wall in that group 🤑

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@UCRsupport Replied!

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@UCRsupport Was on the blockchain.

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@plugontele BUNKER!!!

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@AlgodTrading The whole world is being held up by a Ponzi,

Bitcoin is the least of our worries,

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@BTCBreadMan Then you'll be able to get some more and ride that down 50% aswell

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@AdamBLiv_v Can confirm from reading their posts that extremely low intelligence was severely understating their impairment.

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@bowtiedcrake

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@MAKS_Diogenes

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@NeilJacobs "They sold 0.00% of their Bitcoin holdings, they might need to reevaluate if they even like Bitcoin anymore."

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@BULLISH5357 When you zig, I zag

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@btcfeen "They sold 0.00% of their Bitcoin holdings, they might need to reevaluate if they even like Bitcoin anymore."