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Traveler of the infinite.

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Type people I'm least intimidated by: mf going 55 middle lane on the freeway
GET OVER 🗣🗣

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@Destopic77 Is what someone who only cares for themself would say

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Cmon guys, if 100% pick red everyone lives, so easy! Compared to stupid blue where you only need >50% to pick it for everyone to live 🧠

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This was my 42nd jump, and I think I'll stay here for a bit. So much rampant idiocy to catch up on! Did the president of USA really challenge catholicism/ the pope, forcing his dependants to question their religious identity?!? Then share pictures of himself as the messiah?! 🤣

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This timeline is so dumb istg

[The Lead CNN @TheLeadCNN]

Could drones inside schools help stop a mass shooting?
CNN's Pete Muntean reports.

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I must've missed something, where I'm from Gamestop went out of business years ago.. what's keeping them around?!

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NEW: GameStop is preparing an offer to acquire eBay, according to a report from The Wall Street Journal.

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If red won irl, an apocalyptic level event would follow, and all survivors would know with certainty that they can't trust another living being to act with empathy. And they continue to call blue button pushers low IQ 💀

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

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I step away from Twitter for min and now the Whitehouse is announcing a Fortnite event?!

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Notice: I am now capped on following. If you earn my follow, plz know that someone else was sacrificed for it 🖤

[Pokémon Meech @MeechFromPallet]

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@bigarms4me Hi gorgeous

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@Estephania_Ha03 Hi Estephania

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@kawaiigirlfr Hi

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LMAO 🤣 I knew this wasn't the timeline I was lookin for.. y'all really just shot your own foot ggs

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@lilviolet_0 What card is it? 👀

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@MarieDeeSecret Hi 👋

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@FearedBuck So in the reality where Elon is a supportive parent, he didn't buy twitter vindictively??