Just had the most insane time at the city’s annual comic con! Spent 4 hours geeking over exclusive anime merch, getting that perfect group photo with my cosplay idols, and already counting down to next year’s event. Total 10/10 vibes!
Just had a guy in the front row yell “TAKE IT OFF!” during my bit about overpacking for a trip. Ma’am, this is a story about my 12 pairs of socks—save the strip club energy for the bathroom break.