Autumn

Autumn 🍂 Trans NB 🍂 They/them or he/him🍂 Klance fics and original writing 🍂 pfp + banner by @erithel 🍂NSFW/18+ 🍂 minors DNI (but my insta is minor safe)

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

I’m stepping back from fandom spaces for a while FYI. It hasn’t been particularly fun or fulfilling for some time and I’d like to focus on myself and my real life. I made a priv account for anyone who would still like to keep up/keep in touch. DM me if so! ❤️

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

started watching Culinary Class Wars and losing my fucking mind over the bibim song

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

Is this what the kids say these days

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

@jacqulinetan Well I’m still gonna follow you on there so you have no choice 😂

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

I’m stepping back from fandom spaces for a while FYI. It hasn’t been particularly fun or fulfilling for some time and I’d like to focus on myself and my real life. I made a priv account for anyone who would still like to keep up/keep in touch. DM me if so! ❤️

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[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

Literally begging once again for a plus size clothing store of reasonably priced and solid quality pieces that aren’t so painfully millenial momcoded. I just want a plain shirt that doesn’t say This Girl Runs on Coffee & Anxiety or Rise & Wine.

Also no flowers.

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

No one will ever convince me they aren’t saying “With birds to shed it’s a lonely view.”

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

Me: Okay that sucks but we can clean it up and keep going right?

My brain: No your name is Salsa Feet now. There’s salsa in your blood and everyone can smell it. Now you can’t clean for a thousand years. Time to sit down and never get up ever again.

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

ADHD is actually a really shit disability. I feel like you can tell when someone adopts it as a quirky personality trait and when it’s actually a huge roadblock to life.

Case in point:

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

I was really busting ass cleaning the kitchen when A Minor Inconvenience Occurred.

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

had limps and canes, and to spare me an actual ailment she helpfully offered to kick me in the shin every morning.

Anyway tomorrow I start my first day teaching with an actual mobility cane so congrats Kristina from undergrad and also fuck you

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

A friend of mine in college once joked that she envisioned me as the kind of English professor who wore tweed jackets with elbow patches and walked with a limp and a cane. I remember being like “?? Why do I have a cane?” And she replied that all distinguished English professors

[Scott Lynch @scottlynch78]

Back in the mid-90s these two were fucking ubiquitous and they basically never did a normal photo shoot. You'd spot them in Investment Portfolio Quarterly being asked about their savings plans and the accompanying photos would be them pouring oil on one another in a dungeon.

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

This shit doesn’t help

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

Listen if I could afford/have an assistant to do my grading, I would be the most amazing professor. But this makes me want to bang my head against a wall. Not even because it's bad (these are all smart, hardworking kids). I just have executive dysfunction and it's rainy :c

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

BUT A MEMO IS ONLY ONE PAGE AND MY LAST TEACHER SAID I NEED A NARRATIVE HOOK AND VIVID IMAGERY AND TONE AND VOICE AND-

Bruh. When was the last time you read an assembly manual that really tugged at your heartstrings. Relaaaxxxx

[Autumn @AutumnIgnited]

Honestly it's really cute when I teach tech writing, because all of my students are the kind of procedural, logical kids that have been completely burned by the subjectivity of English courses before. I'm like 'compile your answers into a memo' and they're panicking like-