auti

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

That’s crazy did you know Donald Trump has 34 felony convictions

[auti @AutumnNealis]

thank god i at least crack myself up

[auti @AutumnNealis]

My tits are a size J for Jesus

[Ceej @windowsfaxscan]

it's insane that there was an ugly doll in the early 2000s named Wage who was like an exploited worker and a smaller version of him called fucking Minimum Wage like what did they mean by this

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

this is what free speech is all about thank you elon

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

You might think that Elon Musk backing out of a $44 bIllini Twitter deal is bad, but it’s nothing compared to when he backed out of his $6 billion promise to the UN to help solve world hunger.

[Noriah @noriaaahj]

A baby went to a 4th of July parade & left an orphan. The way we’re living in this country makes zero sense..

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Probably the fastest rightward shift in my life and it’s happening while democrats control the house, senate, and presidency

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A 25-year-old woman at Yellowstone National Park got within 10 feet of a bison before she was gored and tossed 10 feet into the air. Stop treating these animals like a petting zoo and they won't fuck you up.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Jurassic Park is doing well today

[prance @bocxtop]

*watching a billionaire above me burn 300 gallons of fuel flying to applebees* oh no i didn't bring my own bag to the store

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

twilight characters as cats - a thread: