Autumn Piper

I write rule-breaking steamy contemporary romance. Alter egos: Mom, Mrs, Piper Denna & freelance editor. Piper Patter newsletter:

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@marvinmusk Hi

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@eveforamerica @ChuckCallesto Turns red when he’s lying.

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@LeftHandNews @fuckyouiquit It’s usually about sub-par employees that suck but piss and moan and hope if they whine loudly enough somebody will simply give them more. It’s the culture of everybody thinking they “deserve” what others have because they exist, rather than, you know, actually EARNING more.

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@MoiraDonegan You’re stupid. A jury has served a verdict for MAKING UP LIES. Let this be a lesson to false accusers, be they make or female.

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Preach, Pat. Preach.

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@3rdHourTODAY I wake to Jason Mraz’s “Hello, You Beautiful Thing”. Makes me so happy.

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One more week of January, pals. We can do this. https://t.co/oh2M1bm8l6

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Walked behind a guy wearing corduroys this morning.
Fshwishhh, fshwishhh, fhswishhh.
Sounded like the 70’s.

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Ohhhhhh! https://t.co/Ga2MuoxcBR

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Totally different words. https://t.co/a5SrdyvnpL

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Lol
Taylor Larrechea https://t.co/XUogkUzoAS

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Wow. Meghan Markle’s father is a jerk.

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...but DID Biden abuse his power as VP in order to get his kid work in Ukraine? Did we ever find out?
And on another note, if that was discovered after an elected person’s term had ended, would it be prosecuted? Or simply swept aside?

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Wonder what the training for this truck looked like... https://t.co/cnXt5fKMWy

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Spot. On. https://t.co/x5A5j3SG7L

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Been learning some things about the treadmill. 1) If you drop the TV remote on it while it's running, the remote will fly off at a much greater rate of speed than it fell (but it'll still work).... https://t.co/rRpTtnnA6c

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Truth... https://t.co/HgjZFAFt2J

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Ms. Chick starts a new job today as a paraprofessional at HES! 🙂 I think she’s gonna love it, and I bet she’ll be an instant favorite with the Littles.