Shelley Porter-Walker

Professional Faerie Godmother, Amateur human being. (she/her)

[the Doubleclicks @TheDoubleclicks]

My voice has dropped so much since I started transitioning that I can now sing Doubleclicks songs a full octave down. Please enjoy this video demonstration :)
-- @LaserIsLaser

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

@KaterineMacFie Yikes! Glad you're ok!

[Laser Webber @lasertheboy]

Yes I was assigned a gender at birth. But I was also assigned a fairy godmother, a goblin curse, thirteen pieces of straw to weave into gold and a time traveling suitcase and NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THAT

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

I’m just a woman, holding a remote, asking that Netflix hire competent sound techs because this dialogue is TOO DAMN QUIET (otherwise, #Sandman is everything I ever wanted, thank you)

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

@jenniebreeden

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @therealfstl1992]

.@BorisJohnson come through. We have the site prepped.

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

My 3 year old just referred to @kharypayton’s Grimlock as “the original Grimlock”, and honestly, that’s fair. #iconic

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

OH THANK ALL FUCKING GODS

[U.S. FDA @US_FDA]

Today, we authorized emergency use of the Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine and the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine for the prevention of COVID-19 to include use in children down to 6 months of age. https://t.co/DFnvVyQ8n6

[Stella @politemenace1]

@hbomax

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

@reneetheorizes @beth__porter

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

THIS THIS THIS ALL OF THIS

[Renee Davidson ⚡ @reneetheorizes]

Breastfeeding is the most difficult thing I’ve ever done, full stop. And I’m a privileged middle-class white woman with health insurance (!) and paid leave (!) who has access to lactation consultants.

THREAD #infantformula #formulashortage

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

Wheezing laughing. Please enjoy this delight, with me:

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Remember when we all said, "Well, if it comes down to it, we can overturn the filibuster, expand the court to appoint 5 new justices?" Well, it has come down to it.

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

@MyLaundryStinks @PatrickRothfuss

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

(Through gritted teeth) I love my dog, I love my dog, I love my dog….
#iWouldLikeToRage
@PatrickRothfuss

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

Remorseless offender

[Shelley Porter-Walker @AutumnQueen83]

@jenniebreeden